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[sluissa]

Know what we need more of in politics?

Beards...

Silly Max... Lizard people can't grow beards.

[Rowanas]

I cannot count as a millennial, because I have nothing in common with those people.  What then, am I?

A hipster. For whom, being a millennial is too mainstream.

Ergo, a millennial.

Egad!  No!  It cannot be!  Noble seppuku.

[Loud Whispers]

NONCONFORMISTS OF THE WORLD UNITE

[Rowanas]

NONCONFORMISTS OF THE WORLD UNITE

But I do conform!  I have a boring job, I'm a responsible adult, divorced, one child.  I'm not exactly average, but i'm within a standard deviation!

[Loud Whispers]

Conforming is the highest form of nonconformity in an individualistic society

[JoshuaFH]

Truly noone is more unique than the guy that is the exact 50th percentile on the bell curve.

[Teneb]

We must conform by not conforming.

Millenialbots, roll out!

(Also, ffs don't beardshame people. Some of us just can't grow the damn things.)

[Starver]

Truly noone is more unique than the guy that is the exact 50th percentile on the bell curve.

Definitely, compared to all the bell-ends out there.

[Hanslanda]

(Also, ffs don't beardshame people. Some of us just can't grow the damn things.)

This. I'm 26 and can only grow anything on my chin. No cheek or real mustache hair yet. Though I did grow billy-goat chin-scruff for awhile.

[wierd]

I have a hoary hobo beard, but there are 2 patches on the sides where the hair is sparse. 

[scriver]

Beards are totally a Millenial thing too. Only Millenial wannabees of older generations get beards.

(Also, ffs don't beardshame people. Some of us just can't grow the damn things.)

Max's constant rants about beards makes me think he can't either and is just projecting.

[Doomblade187]

Beards are totally a Millenial thing too. Only Millenial wannabees of older generations get beards.

(Also, ffs don't beardshame people. Some of us just can't grow the damn things.)

Max's constant rants about beards makes me think he can't either and is just projecting.

He at least has enought to hold some wood chips, but you don't need a whole lot for that.

[Kagus]

I too have the full-time hobo beard, making me appear perpetually out of focus in photos. I suppose there's some deeper philosophical truth in that...

Also, getting a full workup at a hairdresser who can actually do beards will put me back almost $100, so the irony is that if I take the time to not look like a hobo, I'll end up having the finances of one.


And do not fret, another person who cannot grow a beard is Johnny Depp. ...or should I say, Ginny Depp?

[Doomblade187]

I too have the full-time hobo beard, making me appear perpetually out of focus in photos. I suppose there's some deeper philosophical truth in that...

Also, getting a full workup at a hairdresser who can actually do beards will put me back almost $100, so the irony is that if I take the time to not look like a hobo, I'll end up having the finances of one.


And do not fret, another person who cannot grow a beard is Johnny Depp. ...or should I say, Ginny Depp?

You can pick up a beard trimmer for maybe 25 bucks, fuck about with doing your own trim. Make sure you're careful though, it's easy to over-trim.

[Starver]

Then you need to even things up, but be careful you don't over-even things. Next thing you know, you're down to a Hitler-moustache.