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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #23340 on: September 10, 2018, 05:44:21 pm »

More or less, yeah, if you wanna try to take it up with Chuck you're welcome to do so, do you have any preferences for funeral music?
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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #23341 on: September 10, 2018, 05:53:11 pm »

Is it 2003 again? I have to warn the DNC about something.
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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #23342 on: September 10, 2018, 05:54:10 pm »

There's still time to save Ohio... wait, no, it's still a write-off.
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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #23343 on: September 10, 2018, 05:57:36 pm »

My mom actually trained at a dojo Chuck ended up visiting at one point.

That roundhouse kick is pretty much the only thing he does, aside from telling everyone how great he is.

That's a.... really weird way of (mis)interpreting that axiom Kagus, lol.
Thanks, I like to think I'm pretty good at misinterpreting things in bizarre ways. It's why I want to get into DnD more.

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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #23344 on: September 10, 2018, 06:01:15 pm »

i can haz cheezburger?

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« Reply #23345 on: September 10, 2018, 06:06:24 pm »

My mom actually trained at a dojo Chuck ended up visiting at one point.

That roundhouse kick is pretty much the only thing he does, aside from telling everyone how great he is.
That and getting beat up by Bruce Lee, but he's a Texan so he isn't just telling everyone he's great, he actually is, so am I.
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« Reply #23346 on: September 10, 2018, 06:08:44 pm »

My mom actually trained at a dojo Chuck ended up visiting at one point.

That roundhouse kick is pretty much the only thing he does, aside from telling everyone how great he is.
That and getting beat up by Bruce Lee, but he's a Texan so he isn't just telling everyone he's great, he actually is, so am I.

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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #23347 on: September 10, 2018, 06:56:31 pm »

texans aren't real southerners
do you even drink iced tea and eat grits down in that hellish desert
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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #23348 on: September 10, 2018, 06:59:52 pm »

Hans, are we the baddies?

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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #23349 on: September 10, 2018, 07:31:14 pm »

One generally finds that, should they have to ask themself that question, the answer is yes.
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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #23350 on: September 10, 2018, 07:37:45 pm »

Hans, are we the baddies?
How many skulls do you have on your uniform?

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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #23351 on: September 10, 2018, 07:39:39 pm »

Hans, are we the baddies?

Not to put too fine a point on it, but we have superweapons we don't use because they work too well. We stop using Napalm and cluster bombs because they're too effective and terrifying. We have almost a thousand military bases in other countries. Name I don't know even one country that has a military base in another country. The answer is maybe Russia and China have a couple?

Yeah we're the baddies.

Hans, are we the baddies?
How many skulls do you have on your uniform?

There's just nothing positive about skulls.
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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #23352 on: September 10, 2018, 07:49:06 pm »

well, china just builds islands to but their bases on, but still...
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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #23353 on: September 10, 2018, 07:53:14 pm »

There's just nothing positive about skulls.
But they protect your brain!
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Re: AmeriPol thread
« Reply #23354 on: September 10, 2018, 07:53:46 pm »

NINJA'D
There's just nothing positive about skulls.
But they protect your brain!

Just you try doing without them, though.
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