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[Egan_BW]

You could say that they're the kings of being derided.

[scriver]

The Sultans of Satire. The Ayatollahs of MocknLola.

[Loud Whispers]

Despots of Derision. Monarchs of Mockery. Emissaries of Entertainment. The Admirals of Amusement. The Gaylords of Gaiety. By their powers combined...

[Loud Whispers]

Despots of Derision. Monarchs of Mockery. Emissaries of Entertainment. The Admirals of Amusement. The Gaylords of Gaiety. By their powers combined...

...They are the shoguns of slapstick

[scriver]

Drotts of Drama. Jarls of Jokes. Barons of Butts. Fursts of Fuckery.

[hector13]

Shogun Slapstick, he’s our hero, gonna take the satire down to zero. He’s our weakness, magnified, fighting on the morons’ side.

Shogun Slapstick, he’s our hero, gonna take the satire down to zero, gotta help him, pull asunder, all the Muslims that like to loot and plunder.

“You’ll pay for this Shogun Slapstick!”

We’re the supremacists
You can be one too
Saving our nation is the thing to do
Multi-cultured states are not the way
Lynch a ni

Right I can’t even take it that far I’m done.

[Loud Whispers]

Shogun Slapstick, he’s our hero, gonna take the satire down to zero. He’s our weakness, magnified, fighting on the morons’ side.

Shogun Slapstick, he’s our hero, gonna take the satire down to zero, gotta help him, pull asunder, all the Muslims that like to loot and plunder.

“You’ll pay for this Shogun Slapstick!”

We’re the supremacists
You can be one too
Saving our nation is the thing to do
Multi-cultured states are not the way
Lynch a ni

Right I can’t even take it that far I’m done.

You can take it one step further by making them heil Charlie Chaplin

[Trekkin]

You can take it one step further by making them heil Charlie Chaplin

Or you could quit feeding the Nazis.

[Kagus]

You can take it one step further by making them heil Charlie Chaplin

Or you could quit feeding the Nazis.

*Hides 10-pound bag of Nazseed*

[JoshuaFH]

You can take it one step further by making them heil Charlie Chaplin

Or you could quit feeding the Nazis.

*Hides 10-pound bag of Nazseed*

It's ok, I already hid it for you, in the forest...

Spoiler: OH WAIT! (click to show/hide)

[Loud Whispers]

Stop growing pine sprucemacists

[Frumple]

Uh... huh. So apparently manafort's defense team has decided to call no witnesses and present no case. Seems like they pretty much immediately rested when their go was up. Interesting choice...?

[MrRoboto75]

Uh... huh. So apparently manafort's defense team has decided to call no witnesses and present no case. Seems like they pretty much immediately rested when their go was up. Interesting choice...?

A bold strategy Cotton, let's see if that works out.

[sluissa]

The prosecution's case has been... sloppy. So maybe they think they can get away with the discrediting they've done so far.

On one hand it's pretty clear he's done some bad things, but on the other hand, the evidence of said bad things isn't necessarily "beyond reasonable doubt". Jury may let him off based on that alone.

On the other hand, the judge hasn't exactly sounded impartial either, so maybe they're just playing it out and expecting the judge to hand out a slap on the wrist be done with it.

[scriver]

Uh... huh. So apparently manafort's defense team has decided to call no witnesses and present no case. Seems like they pretty much immediately rested when their go was up. Interesting choice...?

It's the Chewback out Defense