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[Starver]

They didn't accept Dinosaur Jesus as the true Dinosaur Messiah. (So, good job we all did, and thus we all survived the Flood, then, right... wait, what?)

[PTTG??]

Scott Pruitt got publicly lectured by a teacher and conservationist in a restaurant.

[Trekkin]

Scott Pruitt got publicly lectured by a teacher and conservationist in a restaurant.

On the one hand, hurrah for uncomfortable and peaceful discourse.
On the other, Pruitt was willing to run roughshod over his own department to such an egregious extent that even now, with transparency and accountability all but dead, he's under thirteen separate federal investigations. There's no point in pretending he cares about anything other than money.

[Max™]

The real worst-case scenario would be if the world, on the largest scale, was controlled by inhuman forces with no conscious direction, and that only fear and avarice control the interaction of nations, with no great destiny planned and total annihilation of all known sentient life remained a reasonable possibility for the next century or more.

...you just described rule by corporate entities--which isn't too far-fetched--you know that right?

They have motivations, goals, ever larger influence on a global scale, and an utter lack of anything resembling human ethics or morals.

Incidentally the most fun answer to the "what do you believe in/what religion are you" question is to draw a big penis on the answer sheet and explain that you can't endorse giving an answer to a broken question, which can also be called theological noncognitivism according to wikipedia.

[Enemy post]

I'm pretty sure his implication is that the worst case scenario is the world we actually live in.

[Dunamisdeos]

Ah ah ah folks, God promised not to destroy the Earth ever again.... with a flood.

[MrRoboto75]

Ah ah ah folks, God promised not to destroy the Earth ever again.... with a flood.

He destroys small parts of the earth with floods all the time tho

[Starver]

Ah ah ah folks, God promised not to destroy the Earth ever again.... with a flood.

Solid (more or less, for the Dinosaurs), Liquid (Noah), Gas (trying to dodge various versions at the moment, from CFCs to CO₂ to methane clathrates?), Plasma (reserved for future).

I wonder at which end of the timeline the Bose-Einstein Condensate extinction happen(ed/s)...

[Dunamisdeos]

Ah ah ah folks, God promised not to destroy the Earth ever again.... with a flood.

Solid (more or less, for the Dinosaurs), Liquid (Noah), Gas (trying to dodge various versions at the moment, from CFCs to CO₂ to methane clathrates?), Plasma (reserved for future).

I wonder at which end of the timeline the Bose-Einstein Condensate extinction happen(ed/s)...

Extinction event 116: God destroys the earth with Mint Jelly.

[PTTG??]

The Trump cult is trying to boycott Walmart because it sold "Impeach 45" shirts.

Oh no, Br'er Fox News, don't boycot Walmart!

[Reelya]

Oh noes, us liberals love Walmart .

[Dunamisdeos]

They'll probably pull em. They pulled the BLM shirts and that one that was about lynching journalists.

[Hanslanda]

Shit now I gotta buy more stuff at Wal-Mart to spite cultists. I hate goddamn Wal-Mart.

[SalmonGod]

Just stumbled upon a collection of gems from the #secondcivilwarletters trend on twitter.  There's some good stuff in here.

To Whom It May Concern,

I'm still not sure why we're up here.

Signed,
Clark Ridley
Chief Engineer
United States Space Force

Bury my heart at Kaepernicknee

My Dearest Frederik,

I pray good will to you & the children.

The days here on the front are long & dark.  I have attended to a few self-inflicted gunshot wounds, mainly of the gun in yoga pants variety.  We call this type of wound "The Tammy."

Captured at Bowling Green.  In tolerably good health.  Avocado hardtack rations meager and chicory covfefe drunk cold to avoid microwave surveillance.  Capt. Kardashian to negotiate prisoner exchange.

Dear Mother,

The Red Hats pinned us down until we were saved by the cavalry:  women of color on horseback charging into battle.

Afterward, despite having no horses or expertise, some of the white males in our unit demanded to be in charge of the cavalry.

[martinuzz]

Trump sent threatening letters to the heads of state of several NATO allies, including the Netherlands, imploring them to increase defense budget. If they won't comply, Trumps threatens it will have consequences for the US prescence in Europe.
Could you guys get rid of this Russian infiltrator already?