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[bloop_bleep]

*ominous soviet anthem getting closer from behind a door*

And yet, all I can think of this situation is wondering how they'll name the generation after Generation Z. Generation AA? Generation 27? So many possibilities, yet none seem right!

[Jopax]

Generation RED.

Cuz they're all gonna be commie scum.

Also I'd really like to know who's funding all this gibberish non-research into millenials. Like, how do you approach someone to ask them for money to see if these damn youngsters ruining the best country in the world are soulless monsters or not?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

There was another one asking if they'd break up with their partners for a 38k raise. 1/3rd said yes.

[bloop_bleep]

Generation RED.

Cuz they're all gonna be commie scum.

Also I'd really like to know who's funding all this gibberish non-research into millenials. Like, how do you approach someone to ask them for money to see if these damn youngsters ruining the best country in the world are soulless monsters or not?

I actually think that the title (and the first part of the article) is just really sarcastic, since after a while it said that all this research into millenials is false or misguided.

[Teneb]

Generation RED.

Cuz they're all gonna be commie scum.

Also I'd really like to know who's funding all this gibberish non-research into millenials. Like, how do you approach someone to ask them for money to see if these damn youngsters ruining the best country in the world are soulless monsters or not?

I actually think that the title (and the first part of the article) is just really sarcastic, since after a while it said that all this research into millenials is false or misguided.

Yeah, the article is basically calling the research bullshit in a very sarcastic way. The article also mentions all interviewed commie-satanist mellienials are single, so the relationship question is based off of a purely imaginary situation.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Yeah, the article itself is fine. It's the """""""""""""""""researchers""""""""""""""""" who are baiting.

[Teneb]

Yeah, the article itself is fine. It's the """""""""""""""""researchers""""""""""""""""" who are baiting.

Didn't add the same quantity of quotation marks on either side of "researchers"; Another example of millenial lazyness.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

"""""""""""""_^Be""hold""":::"""myPOWER"""""""~~~~~~~~`

[RedKing]

Broke Slogan: "Many Voices, One Vision"

Woke Slogan: "Behold The Fire, And Laugh"

I feel like 2020 will essentially be SHODAN vs. The Many.

Also, if the Dems wind up drafting a Kennedy as their candidate, I will join the Democratic Party, just so I can burn my membership card and leave the party.

[Gentlefish]

Wait, the Democratic party has membership cards?! Where's mine?

[WealthyRadish]

In the future everyone will have a party card, because they'll also be their credit cards.

[Frumple]

Wait, the Democratic party has membership cards?! Where's mine?

Surgically implanted in your prostate. You probably didn't know, and may not have wanted to. It's installed while you sleep if you don't opt out of the membership card plan. Don't ask how they got to you while you were asleep. People keep suggesting there's ninjas involved but everyone claiming to have evidence disappears, so...

... also, next time you register for a political party be really careful about the fine print. Unless that's your thing, I guess.

[JoshuaFH]

Holy shit, the pinnacle of millennial baiting.

One outlet deemed the results “ice cold,” and a spokesperson from Comet claimed that “This study shows that most Millennials are willing to make huge sacrifices in order to get ahead in their career,” going on to speculate that this might be in part because millennials are “still young and haven’t yet learned the value of those things they’d be giving up (love, family, relationships).”

I can't imagine who could have taught my people such a thing

also

Everybody is on drugs, but not the fun drugs, the murder drugs

also

*ominous soviet anthem getting closer from behind a door*

So wait, are millenials working too hard because they're all brash young'ns? or are they all lazy because they're pampered and affluent? Are they having too much sex because of hookup culture? Or are they having too little sex because they're all wusses that only thrive on facebook? Did they ruin the country by whining and moaning instead of pulling their sleeves up and digging down? Or was it their parents' fault and they're all poor victims of a system that was rigged against them from the start?

[deathpunch578]

Holy shit, the pinnacle of millennial baiting.

One outlet deemed the results “ice cold,” and a spokesperson from Comet claimed that “This study shows that most Millennials are willing to make huge sacrifices in order to get ahead in their career,” going on to speculate that this might be in part because millennials are “still young and haven’t yet learned the value of those things they’d be giving up (love, family, relationships).”

I can't imagine who could have taught my people such a thing

also

Everybody is on drugs, but not the fun drugs, the murder drugs

also

*ominous soviet anthem getting closer from behind a door*

So wait, are millenials working too hard because they're all brash young'ns? or are they all lazy because they're pampered and affluent? Are they having too much sex because of hookup culture? Or are they having too little sex because they're all wusses that only thrive on facebook? Did they ruin the country by whining and moaning instead of pulling their sleeves up and digging down? Or was it their parents' fault and they're all poor victims of a system that was rigged against them from the start?

Yes

[Frumple]

Millenials stronk like mathematical paradox. But only stronk in ways older people can use as scapegoat fodder for their own failures :V