(Puts finger to temple contemplatively--- Ripple dissolve imagination sequence)
Oprah: As a woman in Hollywood, I know all about the difficulties of being of a shorter stature than most of the people I work with, and the deep, internal feelings of insecurity and apprehensiveness this can cause. That's why on Today's special episode of the Oprah Presidential series, I have a very important, and highly misunderstood guest, Mr Kim Jong Un. Mr, Un, can you tell us how you feel about being just a little over 4 feet tall, in a world dominated by western giants?
KJU: Oprah, I really don't think my stature has anything whatsoever to do with my country's needs for a viable nuclear program.
Oprah: I did not mean to offend you Mr Un, Truly. I was merely observing that for the most part, Nuclear weapons are a thing one acquires to never use-- The ferocity at which you and your country have pursued a nuclear armament program seems highly characteristic of a deeply set identity crisis, and a crippling sense of insecurity. While I did not mean to imply that being of a reduced stature compared to other world leaders was in any way debilitating, I was only expressing how I understood the often irrational feelings of insecurity and agitation that this can cause. You might not know this, but for years, I wore platforms to make myself taller on my show.
KJU: Don't worry, so did my father. I inherited quite a collection, but I have no need of them.
(end imagination sequence)
Gawds... That was horrible. I hope I did not burn too many brain cells doing that...