Good evening my adoring public, yes, it is I, He Who Is MetalSlimeHunt. As we approach this 2020 Presidential season, I feel that it is vital that you, the people of this great nation, be up to date on my position on the issues affecting the American and Starchild Final Compact. It is also equally important that you all know of the falsehoods perpetuated by my opponent, They Who Are Pathos. Let's get started:
Families & Childcare
I believe that, though we are no longer being forced to engage in amalgamation, it has become a central element of our society that ought not to be simply dismissed. As my inferno spirit always told me, don't throw the blade out with the blood. Our bureaucracy pits are now more efficient than they have ever been in history, and the new blood ties resultant have brought urban crime to a 20 year low. We ought to encourage high school students who don't have a college or job lined up to consider going to the pits and serving the Final Compact. They Who Are Pathos insist that we ought to spend hard earned labor credits on futile investigations into deamalgamation techniques, all in the name of a "freedom" that our bureaucrats have never asked for. Let them make the arts they were granted in peace.
Furthermore, on the issue of abortion I am a committed pro-caution candidate, and believe that the time has come for us to end the ongoing cowardly policy of allowing human-stellar hybrids to reach seventh term. We all remember the tragedy at Indianapolis, and it cannot be allowed to repeat. And yes, I have spoken the name of the city in press conferences before, and I will proudly do it again. The propaganda about a grand taboo is only an excuse that They Who Are Pathos uses to justify their disgusting anti-mortal policies and deny the names of those murdered by those policies. If the hybrids want to live amongst us, then they can live like the rest of us. Don't let the mistakes of the Preamble Government endure any longer!
Taxation & Economy
They Who Are Pathos will tell you that the most important thing we can do now is begin processing the inhabitants of the Avatar Vault, to try to distinguish between the "good ones" and the "bad ones". Let me tell you right now: There are no good Avatars. The very concept is willful ignorance. They were created from the corporations of old to make us serve them and complete the capital ethos, but look around you. Look at the Blood Halo. Look at the long crops that we now are forced to hunt, now that corn and rice have passed into memory. And look around to see if any of you still have a neighbor you had before 2017. The old world is gone, and its ways have gone with it. The Avatars will not bring us prosperity, and they will not bring back what is lost. No matter how benign they may seem, it is only a way to trick us into surrendering our sovereignty all over again. You want to know what I think we should do with the Avatars? That's simple, my friends. Empty the Avatar Vault. Kill them all.
The Final Compact's trade policies ought to be transitioning into the psychic economy. We are being taken advantage of by simple post-scarce policies that were abandoned by most nations years ago. Only by acquiring both more raw creation and a greater diversity of unconsciousness sculptors will we restore our competitiveness and secure the New York Dreamscape from the terrorist thugs of the NY Post. My opponent will tell you none of this, dedicated to tried and failed styles of "homegrown" neuron branching.
Civil Rights
Our current gender radiation rate has just finally begun to stabilize, but They Who Are Pathos now wants nothing more but to throw us all straight back into chaos with their radical and impermanent gender eradication plan. No more! They Who Are Pathos has also refused even when asked directly to denounce the actions of their fellow travelers in the gender eradication departments of the Preamble Government. They say they've changed. They never would act against the interests of the nation. I ask you: Can you afford to believe them now?
While we're at it, we ought to discuss the elephant in the room (for the young voters among you, the definition of an elephant can be found atop any standing redwood). They Who Are Pathos has not dispersed their true name. The media and Their allies in government have refused to investigate for even a moment into the mounting evidence of this crime, and They Who Are Pathos themselves has always found simple excuses to never display their Soulmark. I have shown you at every rally since this controversy began: I Am He Who Is MetalSlimeHunt. I have no other name, there is no other world. I took this sacrifice the same as any of you, for I care for this nation. They Who Are Pathos is someone else, and that person is a selfish liar. Remember that come election night.
Compact Security
Ever since Liberation, we've been left with burning questions. Who were the Fifthmen? Why did they come from Rigel V in the first place? Are they still out there, or are we safe at last? And was the Preamble Government a mere sapient error? I cannot offer you the answers to these things. I can only offer you the kind of preparation we will need if the worst crashstate should arrive. I pledge now to deploy bureaucratic orbital defenses, and to begin salvaging the Blood Halo's secrets my first day in office. This, and no less, will allow us to defend against the Fifthmen and their Slaughtersingers if any indeed still live. They Who Are Pathos says this violates our agreements with other human-containing nations. But we all know what I say to that, now don't we? We are the FINAL. COMPACT. No exceptions! And one day, they will thank us.
Internally, our greatest concern is from paper loving groups. Though not all criminal, groups like this ought to be scripted for the sake of protecting human and starchild alike. The Final Compact allows for this under the Synergy Of Yesterday And Tomorrow. They Who Are Pathos refuses to take even this simple step, and that proves more than anything else that they lack the thyroid for true leadership. What more is there to say?
Good luck to everyone out there, including my opponent. I'll see you all on the election fields.