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and we're here at the USA where in the spirit of unity and democracy we're breaking records and skulls, mostly skulls. Antifa on the left, Skinheads on the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with despicable centrists.
Police fired tear gas, police arrested whoever they could get their hands on, then they boldly decided to just wait this one out.
Armed with facebook likes, bike locks, black blocks, bats and Karl Marx's economics, Antifa set out to strategically disrupt a coalescence of neo-nazi and white supremacist groups by strategically disrupting their faces with their fists.
Armed with rifles, batons, shields, camo fatigues and copious sums of tikki torches, the fascists were determined to prove they were #lit soldiers of peace, who were going to peacefully enrich the US with their peaceful culture bullets of peace. We've seen helicopter crashes, we've seen car crashes, we've seen the crash of everything but the American dream (that comes later).
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Helicopter crashed. Why? No one knows yet. Forumers speculate human error, militias firing haphazardly into the air or someone directing a lazer beam into the pilot's eyes. Perhaps it was even a kamakaze drone collision? On board were policemen, let's hope they are hard as steel, if not the tragedy worsens.
European-style assault cars cause tragedy on the road as protestors are run down. What's to say about it? The guy crashing into protestors could be forgiven for mistakes, IF it were not that he reversed to slam into the crowd again. Clear case of attempted murder with a side of murder on the road. The driver in question is arrested in police custody, whose identity has not been revealed probably owing to fears of super murder before the court knows his name.
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This time, the civil war is uncivil