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hector13

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What the piss is wrong with Wisconsin? :P

White House no longer revealing visitor logs, not that Obama's lot were all that great at it in the first place.
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Speaking of, how the hell has it only been three months?
Trump's weight of scandals warps fabric of space with its sheer mass, altering the flow of time.

...and we've only just begun...

Question, how much more fucked than usual are we if Yellowstone decided to erupt during this administration?
speaking of massive potential disasters: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Madrid_Seismic_Zone
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how do you think he would deal with a magnitude 7 earthquake in the middle of the country? say goodbye to Memphis.
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True, he'd probably nuke Memphis to fix the problem.
What the piss is wrong with Wisconsin? :P

White House no longer revealing visitor logs, not that Obama's lot were all that great at it in the first place.
Dunno how I tossed in a c in -onsin except my fingers autocorrecting it that way, had to retype it twice just now.
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Speaking of, how the hell has it only been three months?
Trump's weight of scandals warps fabric of space with its sheer mass, altering the flow of time.

...and we've only just begun...

Question, how much more fucked than usual are we if Yellowstone decided to erupt during this administration?
speaking of massive potential disasters: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Madrid_Seismic_Zone
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

how do you think he would deal with a magnitude 7 earthquake in the middle of the country? say goodbye to Memphis.

The description of the quake in the wiki page makes it sound stronger than the map indicates, seems like the 'light' damage could happen as far away as D.C. Though it depends on what you call 'light' damage. Does stuff getting knocked off shelves count as light damage?

Also, the region is MUCH, MUCH, more densely populated than it was at that time in 1811/1812.
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redwallzyl

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Speaking of, how the hell has it only been three months?
Trump's weight of scandals warps fabric of space with its sheer mass, altering the flow of time.

...and we've only just begun...

Question, how much more fucked than usual are we if Yellowstone decided to erupt during this administration?
speaking of massive potential disasters: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Madrid_Seismic_Zone
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

how do you think he would deal with a magnitude 7 earthquake in the middle of the country? say goodbye to Memphis.

The description of the quake in the wiki page makes it sound stronger than the map indicates, seems like the 'light' damage could happen as far away as D.C. Though it depends on what you call 'light' damage. Does stuff getting knocked off shelves count as light damage?

Also, the region is MUCH, MUCH, more densely populated than it was at that time in 1811/1812.
a couple more maps:
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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What's the one over in South Carolina?  I haven't heard of one there.

speaking of massive potential disasters: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Madrid_Seismic_Zone
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how do you think he would deal with a magnitude 7 earthquake in the middle of the country? say goodbye to Memphis.

While a concern, that is an area with a fair number of his supporters.  Instead, let's go horrible and look over at what he might do if a big quake happened in California, since it is a state that voted against him.
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What's the one over in South Carolina?  I haven't heard of one there.

speaking of massive potential disasters: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Madrid_Seismic_Zone
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how do you think he would deal with a magnitude 7 earthquake in the middle of the country? say goodbye to Memphis.

While a concern, that is an area with a fair number of his supporters.  Instead, let's go horrible and look over at what he might do if a big quake happened in California, since it is a state that voted against him.

At least California actually prepares for them.
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Ha you silly west coasters, even the ground doesn't like you.  Us Floridians are loved by everything.

...Except the Sun.... and hurricanes... and mosquitoes... and the ocean.... and sharks... and prehistoric lizards made of teeth... and backyards that go from 0 to literal jungle in the space of 2 feet...

EDIT: I am joking about noone liking you all by the way.  After all Toady and ThreeToe are west coasters, so you can't be all bad.
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Woah! Look at Alaska! It's moved horizontally by thousands of miles!  (Probably partially caught Hawaii up in its wake, as it shoved Mexico out of the way... Solving that problem...)

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I wonder if 2 nukes would be enough to set off both Yellowstone fault and new Madrid fault.
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A better way to set off yellowstone would be trying to dispose of oil well fractioning wastewater, and trying to sequester CO2 in the rocks there. :P

Thankfully, even Trump's econological "experts" are not quite *THAT* stupid though.
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On the bright side, it would solve the whole GHG emissions/environmentalism thing.

I mean, you can't exactly make the ensuing eternal winter *worse*, nor the ecosystem damage. Not many ecosystems survive continental-scale lava and ash floods, or the eternal darkness of a global winter.
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Donald Trump: Make Winter Great Again!

If the Yellowstone supervolcano could be set off by a nuclear detonation, that's a great MAD deterrent right there. Nuke us, and we'll nuke this, screwing over the rest of humanity!
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You folks have an odd fixation with us nuking things, and you're going about it the wrong way.

Just prod North Korea until they nuke it for us. Saves us the cost of using a boom of our own.
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Well, to be fair, it's a crapshoot just leaving Glorious Leader in power hoping that his excesses will finally break the back of his country so badly that it cannot sustain itself, and just blow away.  Instead, the regime of Glorious Leader gets enough aid and cash infusions from other nations that it lurches like a zombie, eager to start the apocalypse.

Sadly, it is a zombie that is developing nuclear playtoys.
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