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[smjjames]

OMG what they did it to Britain too?

At least President Trupeau has escaped.

Yeah, they mispelled it on a piece of paper that was sent to Britian or something, though to their credit, they did correct the error.

Also, some politicians (okay, at least ONE Australian politician, publicly anyway) are already looking at Trump like he is a fool and an idiot.. The blunders only reinforce that, and Trump is going to have a hard time getting taken seriously if this keeps up, though that'll likely make him lash out at ways that would be bad for everybody.

[martinuzz]

If we can get enough media on our side, we could try and convince people that the current date is a fake, and nearly four years have passed since Trump took office.
Time for new elections.

[MrRoboto75]

If we can get enough media on our side, we could try and convince people that the current date is a fake, and nearly four years have passed since Trump took office.
Time for new elections.

Its an alternative fact that today is 2/2/21

[Loud Whispers]

Not really Ameripol, but: Germany's SPD has announced that Martin Schulz will be their candidate for the 2017 election a week ago. This has apparently spawned /r/the_schulz, in the same spirit as /r/the_donald, complete with rare pepes and Gottkanzler memes.

The difference? We're building bridges, to get the good hombres in.

Go check it out - it's pretty funny even if you don't know German. And maybe it'll soothe your pain a bit. Maybe we'll beat the alt-right with its own weapons.

Well that was lame

[hector13]

Conway will defend Spicer and say Trumble is alternative pronunciation for Turnbull.

[Loud Whispers]

Conway will defend Spicer and say Trumble is alternative pronunciation for Turnbull.

Trumple
Trumpeau
Trumpesa
Trumpin
Trumpogan
Trumpman
Trumprique
Trumpio
All are acceptable

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Anyone notice that a bunch of what Trump is doing is really similar to what Joseph McCarthy did?  Sure Atheist is being replaced with Muslim and Communist is being replaced with Terrorism and Illegal Immigrants, but what is being done is really similar.  Perhaps the Trump Presidency is merely the peak of what may be later referred to as the 'Muslim Scare'.

[smjjames]

The comparison has certainly been made before, yes.

[Neonivek]

Anyone notice that Donald Trump is a lot like Barney the Dinosaur? In that if you use your imagination they both do amazing things... But in reality they are both stuffed?

Sorry bad joke

[Frumple]

Please don't do that to barney. He has more dignity than that.

[Flying Dice]

If you're wanting an actual historical-presidential comparison, look to Andrew Jackson. Though modern firearms aren't nearly as prone to misfires and I doubt Trump has enough energy to beat someone with a cane.

[muldrake]

Anyone notice that Donald Trump is a lot like Barney the Dinosaur? In that if you use your imagination they both do amazing things... But in reality they are both stuffed?

Sorry bad joke

Also they both love you.  But one of them is a reptile without even a primitive limbic system and the other is a purple dinosaur.

[Reelya]

Donald the Singing Dinosaur (he's orange).

Donald is a dinosaur from our nightmares
And when he tweets
He's what we call a dinosaur media scare
Donald's enemies are big and small
They come from lots of places
After Ramadan they meet to play
And sing with evil faces
Donald shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend
FBI's, and CIA's
And how to lose a friend
Donald comes to scream at us
Whenever we may need him
Donald can be make you great again
If you just make-believe him!

[wierd]

I shove you.
You shove me.
Its all metaphorically-
With a rude phone call
And a tweet from me to you;
Won't you say you love me too?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

If you're wanting an actual historical-presidential comparison, look to Andrew Jackson. Though modern firearms aren't nearly as prone to misfires and I doubt Trump has enough energy to beat someone with a cane.

At least when Jackson had a problem with someone he was willing to duel them personally. Trump hides behind his money, his lawyers, and now the law.