In the continuation of the MetalSlimeHunt Ameripol Non-Trump Discussion Movement Movement, here's some more Gallup polls about everybody's two favorite topics, gay priests.
I mean homosexuality and religion. Yeah. Those.
Approval of homosexuality has reached new highs, apparently undergoing powerful movement now that the GOP has moved from actively dying on that hill to only passively dying on that hill.
Same-Sex MarriageLegal:
64%Illegal:
34%Support By PartyDemocrats:
74%Independents:
71%Republicans:
47%Support By ReligionCatholics:
64%Protestants & Other Christians:
55%Gay SexLegal:
72%So, support for SSM is moving up a few percent every year since Obergefell, Democrats and Independents are on the same page, Republicans gave up on the whole thing, Catholics continue to ignore Rome, and the 40% of the nation or so who supported gay rights by focusing only on the legality of homosexuality itself is pretty small now that it's mainstream.
Meanwhile, in the Suburban Bungalow of God, there have been
scandalous shifts in the interpretation of scripture.
Biblical InterpretationLiteral Word:
24%Inspired Word:
47%Mundane Record:
26%That's right, seeing the Bible as the literal word of God is now the
least popular view in America. On this topic. Not in general. I guess the least popular belief in general would be something like "Is your bartender a lizard person stealing your pathos to feed the unyielding maw of Ted 'True Zodiac' Cruz" or just forget you read this sentence, alright? The point is that I'm trying to tell you religion is terrible without saying that because I'm smarter than I was when I was 14 and know how to degenerate a viewpoint without outright attacking it. So don't tell anybody, it'll be our little secret.