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[hector13]

Nice!

Damn, that is a LOT of redaction.

Worst SCP ever

That would be either the green goo which is not to be exposed to dead bodies or the one that is so redacted that you have no idea what it is.

[EuchreJack]

Parents to Schools: Please beat my kids.

[delphonso]

reinstate corporal punishment – a disciplinary measure the 1,900-student Barry County district abandoned in 2001

Jesus fucking Christ.

[EuchreJack]

It's a WTF to me, as in NY parents practicing corporal punishment on their kids are liable to get arrested.

[dragdeler]

Flip the narrative on them, be even more outragous: damn missouri parents too lazy to beat their kids themselves fucking welfare queens.

[delphonso]

As a teacher myself, I'm constantly frustrated that parents want me to fully raise their children, and now they want me to beat them as well!? Take some responsibility!

[MrRoboto75]

beat your own damn kids

[delphonso]

beat your own damn kids

I'm so exhausted from beating kids at work that I can't even beat my own kids when I come home!

[Il Palazzo]

I see a wonderful opportunity for a gig economy here.
UberKinderKlatschen. Drive-by-smacking. Babysitter+.

[Starver]

I can't think of any good reason to punish baby goats, personally. But each to their own.

[nenjin]

Even when they've been bbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

[Starver]

(I think you forgot the 'd'. I wouldn't mention it, butt...)

[Frumple]

Nah, that was probably intentional. You normally don't bring up d when talking 'bout kids.

[EuchreJack]

At least one good thing has come out of the recent gun violence in the US...

[bloop_bleep]

Bruh I'm starting to wonder if I should be worrying about being shot if everybody else is.