Don't buy (additional) "I voted!" badges, but instead get "I voted! With this!!!" pens... Offset the costs with the savings.
In fact, how about ones with one of those "disappearing bikini" floaty-things, featuring Trump on one side and Biden on the other. Make everyone happy!
(Is it too late to tender this suggestion, find a local pen-customising company, ship to all 50 states across the ocean (at least one, maybe 1.5), sell at just 1% above cost and still make a tidy profit? It is? Darn!)
Thanks, now I have the mental image of Trump in a disappearing bikini stuck in my head. You monster.
In not-exactly-political-but-still-kinda-political news, Purdue Pharma, the company who made Oxycontin a household name and a household drug, has reached a deal with the US government wherein they will plead guilty to three Federal charges of violating anti-kickback laws, pay $8 billion in fines and punitive damages (most of which is earmarked to go to opioid response programs) and essentially nationalize the company -- they'll close down, the government will seize the assets and then reopen it as a government-controlled entity which will continue to manufacture oxycontin along with drugs used in the treatment of opioid addiction.
That's an.....interesting solution. And not one I'd have expected from a Trump administration. If this was a Democrat, the Right would already be howling on their leashes about communism and government control of drugs.
EDIT: Well, based on the comment section at FOX News, they are kinda howling, but less about the nationalization and more about:
1. How dare they attack a private business!
2. People need to take responsibility for their own actions, don't punish the dealer because you're a junkie.
3. WHERE WILL I GET MY PILLS NOW?