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[Max™]

Well, I was wrong, one Republican flipped Trump off, with one hand, while tugging his orange balls with the other, after weeks of alternatively plugging their ears and shouting "WE GET IT, WE JUST DON'T CARE" but hey, at least the impeachment remains a black stain along with all the yellow ones on his sheets.

Can't undo that fatboy.

Also chuckling over his big fat stupid ass being a dumbfuck and fidgeting/goofing around during the national anthem at his super bowl party while his newest portapotty and the target of her creepy obsessiveness stand there vaguely horrified at the dude who demands black athletes respect the anthem doing this.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

Honestly, I'm kind of over the whole Trump business. I was outraged, but now im just resigned--it really is the fate of all empires and large nations to get taken over by obscurantist strongmen.

What really grinds my gears is there there's nowhere to go. If I could, I'd just leave--but there's no unsettled frontiers, no stateless land, nothing. I cannot say that I have any iota of belief in any government as it exists today and trying to emigrate anywhere is an expensive, time-consuming, and ultimately risky business.

[Max™]

Hey hey hey hey hey, don't let a little thing like pre-existing residents or curated landscapes or rightful claims by prior civilizations stop you.

Have we learned nothing from the europeans? Identify a pathogen you're not bothered by, pick a nice plot of land with people who have no resistance to said pathogen, go visit and cough and sneeze all over everything, then come back after it has enough time to do what it does and marvel at the unspoiled wilderness just waiting to be claimed... once you decorpse it... unless you wait long enough for decomp and such to handle it!

[Teneb]

Honestly, I'm kind of over the whole Trump business. I was outraged, but now im just resigned--it really is the fate of all empires and large nations to get taken over by obscurantist strongmen.

What really grinds my gears is there there's nowhere to go. If I could, I'd just leave--but there's no unsettled frontiers, no stateless land, nothing. I cannot say that I have any iota of belief in any government as it exists today and trying to emigrate anywhere is an expensive, time-consuming, and ultimately risky business.

Hey now, Antartica is lookin' mighty fine with the inevitable coming of Global Warming.

[TamerVirus]

But that’s where the secret Illuminati underground city is located and entrance is by invitation only!

[Iduno]

Removal of the president required 67 votes in the Senate.
If y'all thought that 20 republicans were going to cross the aisle then I don't know what reality you're from.
It was never gonna happen

If Pelosi had led with that instead of just saying she wasn't going to try to impeach Trump (and then eventually caved and did so), she would have looked a lot better. Instead she managed to look bad not doing a thing, and then again by doing it.

[Greiger]

But that’s where the secret Illuminati underground city is located and entrance is by invitation only!

We Reptilians get a special pass, and don't need an invite, we founded the Illuminati after all.  Once I get in I'll see about getting access for all of bay 12 too.  No promises though, the great broodmother in all her wisdom can still be a bit stubborn during laying season and that continues for another few decades at least.

EDIT: Just checking, y'all wouldn't mind being classified as 'livestock' right?

[Dunamisdeos]

I am often classified as a sentient llama in these parts.

So yes, obviously not I would.

[Egan_BW]

Eh, reptile blood doesn't taste as good as mammal blood, think I'll stay where I am.

[MrRoboto75]

So, how many days until poor Mittens is no longer considered a 'real' republican

[MetalSlimeHunt]

oh wow the imp peach ended like everyone knew it would before it started

so how about those iowa recalls

the mayo cheat saga continues

[Superdorf]

So, how many days until poor Mittens is no longer considered a 'real' republican

It's already happening.

Mitt Romney is forever bitter that he will never be POTUS. He was too weak to beat the Democrats then so he’s joining them now.

He’s now officially a member of the resistance & should be expelled from the @GOP.

Ain't Twitter politics grand?

[Doomblade187]

oh wow the imp peach ended like everyone knew it would before it started

so how about those iowa recalls

the mayo cheat saga continues

For those lacking context, the Iowa Democratic Party reported different results from a precinct than the precinct reported, and said results cut about 25% of Bernie's voteshare, while leaving Buttigieg untouched.

Edit: mostly untouched.

Also, unofficial votecount here:
https://twitter.com/Tuskertoo/status/1224951829244665856

[Naturegirl1999]

It is unfortunate that they are #reporting incorrect results. How do we stop this?

[delphonso]

a member of the resistance

Jeez - is that the word they're using now? That sounds far too cyberpunk for my liking.