So, another mass shooting in the US:
https://twitter.com/LatinoUSA/status/1169986010748542978You joke, but there literally was a person selling "bleach cures" and getting people to poison their children that way. Was that this year?
That was indeed this year, and they're still going strong! It's also an entire organization calling itself a church, not just some dude. They've got a presentation date set for New York. WHO has been trying to advise people to not attend.
Miracle Mineral Solution: The cure for cancer, AIDS, malaria, measles, amnesia, homosexuality, insomnia, influenza, amnesia, and small penis.
I'd link the newest Oglaf for being related (and actually work safe), but the site itself isn't, so I'll err on the side of safety. It's the Oglaf for the week of September 8. I'll assume you all have internet, because you're here.
I worry that at some point someone's going to tell these lunatics that chugging bleach really triggers the libcucks because it makes you whiter inside.
This nearly killed me.
That is not a problem, that's a solution.
Swearing in the hologram of Joe Biden, who ran against Mecha Reagan in 20xx.
How to get AI in the Presidency
(Maybe they won’t be as corrupt as humans?)
That'd be the problem. Not being as corrupt as humans, it'd quickly establish that the best way to govern humanity is to exterminate us.
Eh, at least it'd be a more egalitarian way of killing us off. I'd like to see all of the options before I decide.