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[Dunamisdeos]

You know things have evened out a bit in politics when puns about baked goods are the toast of the Ameripol thread.

[Pancakes]

I've had these puns bready to roll out for a while now

[misko27]

Puns? Oh no, these are not mere puns, it is something new on the rise. Some call it the greatest invention since sliced bread. Others call it cleverer, funnier, more sophisticated, greater, something.... tastier.

Buns.

[Bumber]

French toast at White House today.

[wierd]

Sorry, I hear everything in the whitehouse these days is half-baked.

[Trekkin]

You know things have evened out a bit in politics when puns about baked goods are the toast of the Ameripol thread.

Well, nothing's moved the needle yet, so yes, they have. No real surprises in Ronnie being utterly unsuited to run the VA, or in the courts' ordering DACA reopened, or in Ryan's retirement meaning that Congress is planning to do essentially nothing until after the election. Trump's run out of ways to shock us and nobody in his administration knows how to do anything else.

In other words, we've reached the point in the train wreck where the only thing left to do is to see what if anything we hit before we stop, and that's a very homogeneous part of the proceedings.

[PTTG??]

I suppose. I think it's the "we've come entirely off the rails, rolled down the embankment, slid off the cliff, and now everything is relatively peaceful while we sail through the air at terminal velocity" part.

We're still in the process of having our air, water, education, internet, economy, national lands, and labor plundered, but now it's just matter of course. The insulting our allies and cozying up to unstable tyrants is coasting along just as well.

[Kagus]

It would seem that the political climate has heated up to the point where Neil Young can once again hatch from his cosmic egg.

Nature is a beautiful, if somewhat strange thing.

[martinuzz]

Is this Ronnie the Drunk the same doctor that wrote an assessment about Trump's very good health?
Perhaps a good time to let an independant, non-alcoholic doctor re-do the evaluation?

[Reelya]

It has been reported Trump’s diet isn’t the healthiest. According to Time, during White House dinners, Trump gets an extra plate of sauce with his chicken. During dessert, he eats two scoops of ice cream with chocolate cream pie (his guests get one scoop).

Pure ego is what will do Trump in. Whatever everyone else is getting, he needs double that.

Also, he never exercises, the only sport he plays is golf and he rides carts everywhere for that. You can only get him playing golf because golf is a status symbol. BTW, apparently he rides in golf carts when not playing golf, too, because he's too busy chowing down on McDonalds and KFC. Sounds rock solid healthy to me.

[Trekkin]

Is this Ronnie the Drunk the same doctor that wrote an assessment about Trump's very good health?
Perhaps a good time to let an independant, non-alcoholic doctor re-do the evaluation?

Technically no. The one who wrote the assessment was Harold Bornstein. Ronnie was the one who evaluated Trump once in office.

[birdy51]

In the defense of Trump (hiss), he was pretty active when he was younger with football I believe. So while he might be out of shape, he at least has a base to fall back onto.

[Loud Whispers]

robot incel goes ballistic, incites incel rebellion to 'overthrow all the chads and stacys', hailing the supreme gentleman, now charged with 10 counts of murder and 13 counts of attempted murder.

I really don't know what one can say in response to such reality

[Kagus]

I never know if Canada news belongs here or in the EU+ thread...

So I just put it in WTF.

[Reelya]

New civil service branch, the Todger Patrol to go around and perform dickspections to ensure you're not one of those dirty subversive celibates.