While it's mostly an unrelated shitshow, the Hannity-Moore-Keuriggate thing is just becoming farcical.
To recap for those of you at home:
Roy Moore (Republican Senate candidate, disbarred former Alabama Supreme Court Justice, and part-time drugstore cowboy) was accused by a woman of having made sexual advances towards her when he was in his 30s and she was 14. Ruh-roh.
Moore denied the allegations, which were then followed by two other women who claimed he tried to date them when they were 16 and 18, respectively. Other former colleagues came out and said that it was "common knowledge" that Moore had a thing for dating high-school age girls in his 30s (when he was a deputy Attorney General).
Moore's campaign manager gave one of the worst possible defenses by citing the Bible and claiming that because the Bible is full of older men shacking up with young women, there's "nothing immoral or illegal about it, just maybe unusual". Also known as the O.J. Simpson "If I Did It" defense.
Enter Sean Hannity (FOX News pundit and talking neck).
Hannity defended Moore on his program last week, painting the whole affair as a Democratic hatchet job and even intimating that if it is true, well there's nothing wrong with taking a 14-year old to your house and getting her naked!
On social media, some savvy liberal activists started targeting Hannity's advertisers and asking them to drop their ads so as to "not be supporting pedophilia". Several, including Keurig Coffee, 23AndMe, Volvo and Nature's Own quickly responded and pulled their ads.
Cue the predictable MAGA backlash. Social media was suddenly aflame with videos of angry Hannity fans smashing their Keurig coffeemakers in protest, while liberals announced they were buying Keurigs for people on their Xmas list this year.
Flash forward to tonight's Hannity show, in which he claimed to have accepted the Keurig CEO's apology (which nobody has confirmed exists) and announced he was giving away 500 Keurig coffeemakers. He then said that Roy Moore had 24 hours to "prove his innocence" or Hannity was 'done with him'.
If I didn't know better, I'd almost swear the entire thing was some kind of bizarre viral marketing stunt by Keurig. Meanwhile, hundreds of angry white pedoph-I mean, Republicans are waking up angrier than usual because they don't have their coffee, and are now trying to figure out how they're supposed to feel about Keurig and Hannity. And Moore. It must be tough to process all the conflicting signals.