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[Dunamisdeos]

It was actually Kanye West. Which would be like getting Black Left-Leaning Trump. No thanks.

And that quote from The Nooge is hilarious, considering he's been living off the royalties from "Cat Scratch Fever" for about four decades now. Fucking parasite.

I would still vote for Snoop like right now. Can you imagine the speeches? Would Kim Jong even know how to deal with that level of chill retort?

[Rolan7]

I'm imagining Kanye West:  "Kim Jong doesn't care about Korean people."

[Dunamisdeos]

I'm imagining Kanye West:  "Kim Jong doesn't care about Korean people."

But then his opponent Snoop Dogg comes back with: "Leave Uptown Korea ridin' solo our phat asses do not need a war."

The below post according to Snoop: "Oh how tha f*** prescient da thug was"

[Starver]

/tempted to quote H.L. Mencken... Oh how prescient he was.

[smjjames]

It was actually Kanye West. Which would be like getting Black Left-Leaning Trump. No thanks.

And that quote from The Nooge is hilarious, considering he's been living off the royalties from "Cat Scratch Fever" for about four decades now. Fucking parasite.

Oh Kayne West, I knew it was a rapper but I forgot the name.

[scriver]

Personally I am hoping for President Johnson II. Caaan you smeeeell

[RedKing]

But would The Rock rock Iraq?

Which, by the way, is on the verge of shitting the proverbial bed as --with ISIS largely routed-- Baghdad returns to its favorite pasttime of "fucking with the Kurds".

[Starver]

Personally I am hoping for President Johnson II.

As opposed to President Kim Jong Il..?

[Dunamisdeos]

Personally I am hoping for President Johnson II.

As opposed to President Kim Jong Il..?

Unrelated: I once worked for a restaurant owner who I dubbed Kim Jong Noodlechef.

Carry on.

[scriver]

Personally I am hoping for President Johnson II.

As opposed to President Kim Jong Il..?

What?

[Reelya]

How about taking it to the next level? Instead of an actor being president, an actor is president while in role.

Please support Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump for president.

[Starver]

Personally I am hoping for President Johnson II.

As opposed to President Kim Jong Il..?

What?

I am the font of bad visual jokes. Which might be made worse by a bad font.

[smjjames]

Personally I am hoping for President Johnson II.

As opposed to President Kim Jong Il..?

What?

Failed attempt at a joke maybe?

edit: ninja'd

How about taking it to the next level? Instead of an actor being president, an actor is president while in role.

I think Reagan has done that....

[Reelya]

I think the "jong Il" thing was because they both begin with "jon" and "II" looks like "Il"

[smjjames]

Starver did say that it was meant to be a visual joke.

Trump says that he commends and supports a bipartisan effort for a short term fix to 'the obamacare mess', a mess that he made and exacerbated

Which btw, salvages the subsidies that Trump eliminated. So, he's supporting something returning which he thought was a mess.... EVIDENTLY he doesn't understand it at all or he just wanted to remove OBAMA's subsidies and replace with TRUMP's subsidies. Which still makes no sense from a legislative strategy.