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[Dunamisdeos]

Option 5: US attacks South Korea as an example to show NK what we're capable of and nukes Guam ourselves. "We didn't need that puny island anyway."

Option 6: US attacks Guam, North Korea nukes Siberia and Ryukyu conquers the world

Option 7: Guam declares independence and preemptively attacks NK. US attacks Guam to suppress the rebellion. Guam wins against both, somehow and the world descends into peace as everyone crawls away embarassed.

Option 7.1: Guam establishes control over the Pacific and founds the underwater city of Atlantis.

[Starver]

Option 8: Giant mecha. Just giant mecha. Whatever happens then is irrelevent because Giant Mecha!!!1!1oneone

[Loud Whispers]

Option 8.1
Guam mecha

[Dunamisdeos]

Option 8.1
Guam mecha

Option 8.1.1: The entire island of Guam turns into a mecha, catches all the nukes heading at the US, flings them into the sun, and then also picks up NK and flings that into the sun as well.

MECHAGUAM runs successfully for President of Earth, hail MECHAGUAM.

[Draignean]

Option 8.1
Guam mecha

Option 8.1.1: The entire island of Guam turns into a mecha, catches all the nukes heading at the US, flings them into the sun, and then also picks up NK and flings that into the sun as well.

MECHAGUAM runs successfully for President of Earth, hail MECHAGUAM.

Option 8.1.1.1 Due to a translation error, MECHAGUAM is announced as MECCAGUAM, which causes Guam to become the center of muslim culture. The mental gymnastics needed to justify this cause a cultural renaissance and a generally easing of global religious tension.

[misko27]

Option 9: Donald and Kim decide to settle this mano-a-mano, fighting it out with swords on the bad streets of Dededo (which is apparently the most populous city in Guam).
Option 10: Guam is wiped off the map by a freak hurricane. Everyone agrees to pretend this never happened.
Option 11: North Korea is wiped off the map by a freak hurricane. China and South Korea begin competing for fishing rights in the new North Korean Sea.
Option 12: Guam is annexed by Puerto Rico.
Option 12.5: North Korea nukes Guam, but since it's now a part of Puerto Rico the United States manages to ignore it like it ignores Puerto Rico in general. North Korea publicly surrenders in confusion.
Option 13: China invades Guam.
Option 13.5: North Korea does not get the memo and nukes Guam anyway, killing all of the PLA on the island.
Option 14: Nothing of note happens.
Option 15: Russia invades Guam to protect Russian minorities there. Trump publicly thanks Russia for getting rid of such a vulnerable liability to the country.
Option 16: [insert overused joke here]

[redwallzyl]

Option 8.1
Guam mecha

Option 8.1.1: The entire island of Guam turns into a mecha, catches all the nukes heading at the US, flings them into the sun, and then also picks up NK and flings that into the sun as well.

MECHAGUAM runs successfully for President of Earth, hail MECHAGUAM.

Option 8.1.1.1 Due to a translation error, MECHAGUAM is announced as MECCAGUAM, which causes Guam to become the center of muslim culture. The mental gymnastics needed to justify this cause a cultural renaissance and a generally easing of global religious tension.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzXAbm55DOE

[Max™]

Max, you've got to learn to divide up your thoughts and maybe proofread a little. Sorry to point it out, but your last two posts were stream of consciousness vomit and near unreadable.

thatsthejoke.jpg

[redwallzyl]

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/08/12/542982015/home-to-university-of-virginia-prepares-for-violence-at-white-nationalist-rally

It was inevitable.

[Frumple]

... yeah, looks like there may or may not be the shitfest's first fatality. Some fuckwit rammed a vehicle into a group of counter protesters. Least what I'm currently hearing about is double digit injured, one non-responsive. Hopefully they'll make it

[Descan]

Option 5: US attacks South Korea as an example to show NK what we're capable of and nukes Guam ourselves. "We didn't need that puny island anyway."

Option 6: US attacks Guam, North Korea nukes Siberia and Ryukyu conquers the world

Option 7: Guam declares independence and preemptively attacks NK. US attacks Guam to suppress the rebellion. Guam wins against both, somehow and the world descends into peace as everyone crawls away embarassed.

Option 7.1: Guam establishes control over the Pacific and founds the underwater city of Atlantis.

... Atlantis... in the Pacific? o_o

[MrRoboto75]

Option 5: US attacks South Korea as an example to show NK what we're capable of and nukes Guam ourselves. "We didn't need that puny island anyway."

Option 6: US attacks Guam, North Korea nukes Siberia and Ryukyu conquers the world

Option 7: Guam declares independence and preemptively attacks NK. US attacks Guam to suppress the rebellion. Guam wins against both, somehow and the world descends into peace as everyone crawls away embarassed.

Option 7.1: Guam establishes control over the Pacific and founds the underwater city of Atlantis.

... Atlantis... in the Pacific? o_o

Where else would aquaman live but the place with the most water ever.

[smjjames]

... yeah, looks like there may or may not be the shitfest's first fatality. Some fuckwit rammed a vehicle into a group of counter protesters. Least what I'm currently hearing about is double digit injured, one non-responsive. Hopefully they'll make it

I think that's the person now reported dead in the clashes.

[Frumple]

Yeah, mayor's confirmed. Wonder if that'll actually get the craven piece of shit we have in office to actually call right-wing terrorism what it is, this time. Wouldn't give good odds, but stranger things have happened.

[Sheb]

Has the driver been arrested? Do we know that it was intentional? Playing devil's advocate here, but it doesn't pay to jump to conclusion.