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[Loud Whispers]

For all you know, a US nuke lands on London today, because Trump thinks NK is a suburb of London.

idk man that sounds pretty awesome, the final meme

I'm just appalled by the contradictory apathy. Murricans do not trust their government but trust their government to think their decisions for them. Burgers pls

Pls

Trump is one man. The ignorance is a nation

[Trekkin]

Well yea, that's the most terrifying about this whole thing. For all you know, a US nuke lands on London today, because Trump thinks NK is a suburb of London.
Or he nukes New York, cause he thinks NK is somewhere to the southeast of Chinatown.

This sounds immensely exploitable. Can we convince him it's on Mars and get more funding for NASA?

[Max™]

For all you know, a US nuke lands on London today, because Trump thinks NK is a suburb of London.

idk man that sounds pretty awesome, the final meme

I'm just appalled by the contradictory apathy. Murricans do not trust their government but trust their government to think their decisions for them. Burgers pls

Pls

Trump is one man. The ignorance is a nation

WE LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD, ARE YOU PROUD OF US NOW?

[Loud Whispers]

WE LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD, ARE YOU PROUD OF US NOW?

m8 the UK wrote most of the maps, if anything the problem is you learnt nothing from us. Canada knows where stuff is, why can't you be more like Canada?

[MrRoboto75]

m8 the UK wrote most of the maps

it shows

[MetalSlimeHunt]

WE LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD, ARE YOU PROUD OF US NOW?

m8 the UK wrote most of the maps, if anything the problem is you learnt nothing from us. Canada knows where stuff is, why can't you be more like Canada?

Canada, who has one province who believes they're in France, one who believes they're in Britain, and one that was drawn as a shit-rectangle?

[Loud Whispers]

Didn't say it was a good map tbh

[smjjames]

WE LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD, ARE YOU PROUD OF US NOW?

m8 the UK wrote most of the maps, if anything the problem is you learnt nothing from us. Canada knows where stuff is, why can't you be more like Canada?

Canada, who has one province who believes they're in France, one who believes they're in Britain, and one that was drawn as a shit-rectangle?

Aren't most of them shit-rectangles? The only one that is rectangular in any way is Saskatchewan.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

WE LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD, ARE YOU PROUD OF US NOW?

m8 the UK wrote most of the maps, if anything the problem is you learnt nothing from us. Canada knows where stuff is, why can't you be more like Canada?

Canada, who has one province who believes they're in France, one who believes they're in Britain, and one that was drawn as a shit-rectangle?

Aren't most of them shit-rectangles? The only one that is rectangular in any way is Saskatchewan.

That's why it's a shit-rectangle. To wit:

1a. The worst province of Canada is Saskatchewan.

2a. Saskatchewan is a rectangle.

1b. The worst state of the United States is Wyoming.

2b. Wyoming is a rectangle.

Conclusion: Rectangles are awful. Reject Recktangles.

QED.

[Loud Whispers]

Shit states become rectangles, rectangles are a sign of shitness

[ChairmanPoo]

Relevant : https://www.indy100.com/article/these-are-the-most-rectangular-countries-around-the-world--Z1nOk3qfIW

[Descan]

WE LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD, ARE YOU PROUD OF US NOW?

m8 the UK wrote most of the maps, if anything the problem is you learnt nothing from us. Canada knows where stuff is, why can't you be more like Canada?

Canada, who has one province who believes they're in France, one who believes they're in Britain, and one that was drawn as a shit-rectangle?

Wait, just one?

[Hanslanda]

WE LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD, ARE YOU PROUD OF US NOW?

m8 the UK wrote most of the maps, if anything the problem is you learnt nothing from us. Canada knows where stuff is, why can't you be more like Canada?

Didn't the British used to rub lead on their faces? And eat something called spotted dick?

Good role models, I think not.

[scriver]

Oh oh look at mr fancypants American over there, keeping his face all clean from debilitating metals and only eating dicks without spots

[Rolan7]

Screw spotted dick (heh), what about blood pudding?
...Which, despite the name, is mostly oatmeal and pork fat.  Sounds pretty good, carry on.
(At least it's not oatmeal-RAISIN, UGH)