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[OAOGigmaster]

So, this lady appeared in my last stream..

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Other fun facts:
-Shes a great persuader, observer, talented judge of intent and consoler, so she can convince people to help with her... um ideas after determining if they'll say 'Yes', watch it happen in extreme detail, then help them forget what they did.
-Rokul Swiftchampions, the deity she is SUPER DEVOTED TO, is the male dwarf god of "Persuasion and Gambling."
-Great reader and adept writer. Could probably write the Dwarf Fortress version of 50 Shades of Grey. But with, you know, actual skill.
-Speaking of being a writer, she HAS A LOT of books published, including such classics as:

• Animal Societies: The Definitive Guide
• Uncanny Dissection
• Anatomy for the Beginner
• Understanding the Animals
• Questions about Anatomy
  
• Uncanny Foraging Behaviour (??)
• Introduction to Mating (umm)
• Choose Anatomy

-Almost all of her books are described as being 'touching' and 'self-indulgent'
-Considering her incredibly high social skills, good chance she's a vampire. Testing currently underway.
-Has a husband who hasn't ran off yet.

[OAOGigmaster]

Moved this to general discussion, after I posted it in gameplay questions. Probably because of my utter confusion. Though it certainly RAISES questions.

[TheImmortalRyukan]

I think this is the greatest dorf Ive ever had

[Dyret]

Probably not a vampire, Dwarves can easily reach 200 IIRC, quite the character, though.

[OAOGigmaster]

I'm hoping she isn't. The fortress is staring a werepanther down right now; we don't need our amazing potential broker, bookkeeper and manager to be a vampire. I just look at those social stats and worry, though....

[Putnam]

she's more shameless due to inebriation, i don't think there's a different message for different personality types for inebriation

[Asin]

By the gods, woman...

[Fleeting Frames]

*looks* Reacting to someone sure seems to be a coin with two sides.

I don't really understand the why, but I do wonder if you describe what reasonable asexual feels when talking about an average person.
(Though, you're likely as much asexual as the dwarf is average.)

[wierd]

Just about. It's all equally dirty to me.

[OAOGigmaster]

I'm probably pretty dirty to wierd them myself.

@Fleetimg Frames, it isn't even the question of how sexual she is, its the story that begs to be told when I look at her sheet. I've seen dwarves in DF with the 'insatiable lust' descriptor, but NEVER seen them loving animal horns, without shame, incredible persuasion skills, prolific writing of proasic books on animals, mating and detailed anatomy studies (an import study area for people who do graphic adult novels), and is pretty ancient by most standards and the most likely vampire of the fort. To me, she's RP gold.

The cheese bit doesn't help either. God, cheese.... so much cheese, yet not enough cheese...

[Fleeting Frames]

What a curse; to love cheese, yet to never taste it. Or would she?

[Asin]

Throw her into magma.

[OAOGigmaster]

Don't have magma access yet in Tombstakes  Need to fix that, if we live.

Moreso, she's a bad throwback to the last fortress I played, which had a rule that the only permissible food was cheese and cheese-only meals; ever since, we seem to be dogged by mentions of cheese ever since (the mountainhomes marked up cheese like 200% with the fist liason visit).

[Asin]

I feel that her husband is living in hell.
Her husband in the fort?
If so, pics?
(To see if he deserves his fate of marriage to her.)