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[TankKit]

BUUUUUUURN THE HERETIC, BURN HIIIIIIM!!!

[stabbymcstabstab]

Axe him a question. To his face.

+1 to this, also lets not eat them they're the monsters not us.

[TankKit]

lets not eat them

FILTHY HERETIC, DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[Dustan Hache]

lets not eat them

FILTHY HERETIC, DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

WHO ARE YOU CALLING HERETIC, HERETIC!?

[TankKit]

lets not eat them

FILTHY HERETIC, DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

WHO ARE YOU CALLING HERETIC, HERETIC!?

YOUR USING THE INCORRECT COLOUR COMBINATION, THAT MEANS YOU'RE A HERETIC!!!!

[Gwolfski]

HERESY!!!

[TankKit]

HERESY!!!

I KNOW RIGHT? HE LITTERALLY CHOSE THE ONLY COLOUR COMBINATION NOT ALLOWED!!!

[Egan_BW]

YOUR USING THE INCORRECT COLOUR COMBINATION, THAT MEANS YOU'RE A HERETIC!!!!

Your/You're. Poor grammar is the mark of a heretic, heretic.

* mashes thread exterminatus button with forehead repeatedly.

[RAM]

Ahem, I wish to make the following observations.

"This is for the people you capitalist pig!"

But whatever flesh he does lose, we eat.

I see a desire to live as equals with our surroundings, and to serve an ideal of greater good.
I see a willingness to not waste the flesh of our enemies.
We are neither Dorf nor Imperium...

[Ardent Debater]

Ahem, I wish to make the following observations.

"This is for the people you capitalist pig!"

But whatever flesh he does lose, we eat.

I see a desire to live as equals with our surroundings, and to serve an ideal of greater good.
I see a willingness to not waste the flesh of our enemies.
We are neither Dorf nor Imperium...

THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE STUBS REBORN!!! HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR!

[adwarf]

Out of context discussion is all good and fun in something that isn't a forum game, please cut it here. If something similar happens in the future I'll just lock the thread, because while it was somewhat amusing its also annoying that there are now like twelve completely unrelated posts that may, or may not have buried votes towards actual suggestions.

[crazyabe]

PTW

[adwarf]

With a chance in sight you charge out from your shadowy corner and swing your axe two handed at the man currently shocked into stillness at the dead companion in front of him. Your strike is swift and powerful, the man too stunned to react, and perhaps the situation is aided by a bit of luck for the axe slams into the man's head and practically turns it to mush. As the second adventurer's corpse slowly slumps to the ground you find yourself surrounded in a pale light white as an almost angelic voice seems to whisper you,

"Your actions have attracted the notice of the God of Revelry and Self Satisfaction, and they have chosen to bless you with the right to further satisfy your desires."

While the voice fades away a blue window appears in front of you that reads, "You have gained 2 Skill Points. You are now capable of distributing skill points into known skills." After you finish reading the window fades and you find yourself once again staring at the two adventurer corpses, the entrance to your hovel now covered in blood and bits of gore.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Health: Fine
Skill Points: 2

Skills:
Axe Use II

Equipment:
Lumber Axe (Good Quality)

Kills:
2x Poor Excuses for Adventurers

Spoiler: Hovel (click to show/hide)

Rooms:
Main Room [table and Chair, Fire Pit, Wicker Basket (One Silver and Forty Copper)]
   - Front Door Booby Trap [Shoddy Falling Log Trap, Reusable, Needs to be Reset]
Bedroom [Straw Bed]

Outside:
Lumber Stack [6 Units]

[S34N1C]

Put points into Trap building and Axe usage.
Loot the adventurers, then bury them.

[heydude6]

Put points into Trap building and Axe usage.
Loot the adventurers, then bury them.

+1 but one correction

then bury them.

BURN THEM IN OUR FIRE PIT INSTEAD!