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Egan_BW

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Re: Defend Thy Hovel
« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2017, 02:26:39 am »
Axe murder the fuck outta that guy.
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Doubloon-Seven

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Re: Defend Thy Hovel
« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2017, 08:00:28 am »
Whack him in the head with the blunt side of your axe, and tackle him down.
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TankKit

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Re: Defend Thy Hovel
« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2017, 08:06:20 am »
Axe him a question. To his face.
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: Defend Thy Hovel
« Reply #33 on: January 25, 2017, 08:26:09 am »
Cut small, non-vital pieces from his person via vigorous application of axe and let him run as a message to others. Then make his flesh become stew.
« Last Edit: January 25, 2017, 09:29:44 am by overseer05-15 »
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Coolrune206

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Re: Defend Thy Hovel
« Reply #34 on: January 25, 2017, 08:38:45 am »
Chop off his legs with the axe, then smother his screams. Interrogate him for any information he has as he slowly bleeds out.
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"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

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Re: Defend Thy Hovel
« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2017, 08:46:42 am »
...It's like a tournament to see whp can come up with the most brutal death. Clumsily cut off all 4 of his limbs, gouge out his eyes, chop of his privates, and then slowly peel of his skin with the axe.
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: Defend Thy Hovel
« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2017, 09:32:38 am »
All of the above.
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Coolrune206

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Re: Defend Thy Hovel
« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2017, 09:36:28 am »
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Quote from: IronyOwl on September 27, 2017, 02:20:54 pm
"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

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Re: Defend Thy Hovel
« Reply #38 on: January 25, 2017, 09:41:23 am »
Listen, we either let him live in pain for our own nefarious purposes or we kill him. Can't have both.
But whatever flesh he does lose, we eat.
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Re: Defend Thy Hovel
« Reply #39 on: January 25, 2017, 10:56:14 am »
Nail his head to the wall, keep their helmets as trophies, but first, do all of the above to them, and more.
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Re: Defend Thy Hovel
« Reply #40 on: January 25, 2017, 11:02:42 am »
Quote from: overseer05-15 on January 25, 2017, 09:41:23 am
Listen, we either let him live in pain for our own nefarious purposes or we kill him. Can't have both.
But whatever flesh he does lose, we eat.
Hell yeah, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, MEAT FOR THE LUMBERJACK!!!
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: Defend Thy Hovel
« Reply #41 on: January 25, 2017, 11:11:50 am »
Quote from: TankKit on January 25, 2017, 08:46:42 am
...It's like a tournament to see whp can come up with the most brutal death. Clumsily cut off all 4 of his limbs, gouge out his eyes, chop of his privates, and then slowly peel of his skin with the axe.

We Dorf Fortress now.
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Re: Defend Thy Hovel
« Reply #42 on: January 25, 2017, 11:16:46 am »
Quote from: TankKit on January 25, 2017, 11:02:42 am
Quote from: overseer05-15 on January 25, 2017, 09:41:23 am
Listen, we either let him live in pain for our own nefarious purposes or we kill him. Can't have both.
But whatever flesh he does lose, we eat.
Hell yeah, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, MEAT FOR THE LUMBERJACK!!!

You mean meat for the MEAT GOD
« Last Edit: January 25, 2017, 11:21:24 am by overseer05-15 »
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Egan_BW

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Re: Defend Thy Hovel
« Reply #43 on: January 25, 2017, 11:20:15 am »
That is a restricted subject, citizen.
heresy blam
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Re: Defend Thy Hovel
« Reply #44 on: January 25, 2017, 11:21:52 am »
Wh- oh OH MY GOD
im so sorry
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