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Spoiler: Friendship restored (click to show/hide)

Wave to incoming friends.
Notice I'm waving with the arm that doesn't exist anymore
RATTLE
Wave with good arm.
Scribble
Welcome to the gun show.
Flex rippling bone arm

Hmm. Well whatever. Any problem created by indiscriminate artillery fire can be solved by indiscriminate artillery fire. Fire some more. And by some I mean all of the rounds I have. Try to just get a nice destructive coating all over that building. You know, even out that fighting in there to nice, quiet, easily lootable dead things. 

[Mallos]

Hey! What ever happened to my Apple Pie wind? If it was fading away, you should have at least told me! Or did I miss it?

Nothing happened, I think I mentioned that it would only negate negligible amounts of pain. Besides, you got hit with a 6 so it would've still hurt a lot.

[MidnightJaguar]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

wait until Mr bones fires his load and then go into the cathedral, stab anything that needs stabbing in there.

[crazyabe]

Spoiler: South pole (click to show/hide)

I shall take a Look around for something to Drain the life out of... and probably some loot.

[Beirus]

Spoiler: Down South (click to show/hide)

Summon up another ring of binding with a soul gem strong enough to contain an archminotaur. Use my staff of summoning, knowledge of demonology if it contains knowledge on binding beings, and Prismata's precognition to assist me if possible. Then watch the cathedral. If we're just wantonly firing at stuff from here, use my assisted targeting and Prismata's precogniton to fire my miniguns at the cathedral or anything that attacks me in whichever firing mode will be most effective. Also ask Prismata what kind of interesting or powerful things there are in her realm, and if she would like to go back later to grab some of them.

[Doubloon-Seven]

Spoiler: South Cathedral (click to show/hide)

Lift Ax over my shoulder, and throw her down onto the strange glowy symbols on the floor.

[Crimson]

Spoiler: South (click to show/hide)

Help Y4R-M8 move Ax to the runes. Order my fire elemental to help as well. Once done, quickly get away and take cover. Conjure a barrier of fire if I need to.

[OceanSoul]

Whoops forgot I didn't post an action.

Spoiler: South (click to show/hide)

Resist pain. Deep breaths, focus feeling on tips of fingers and toes that I still have. Remain ready to trigger wind runes when time is right.

[Mallos]

Spoiler: Friendship restored (click to show/hide)

Wave to incoming friends.
Notice I'm waving with the arm that doesn't exist anymore
RATTLE
Wave with good arm.
Scribble
Welcome to the gun show.
Flex rippling bone arm

Hmm. Well whatever. Any problem created by indiscriminate artillery fire can be solved by indiscriminate artillery fire. Fire some more. And by some I mean all of the rounds I have. Try to just get a nice destructive coating all over that building. You know, even out that fighting in there to nice, quiet, easily lootable dead things. 

Spoiler: South Gate (click to show/hide)

[3]Mr Bones does his best to cram the rest of the shells into the mortar. He succeeds in cramming two in before discovering no more will fit inside. Knowing this will be very dangerous, Mr Bones decides to fire anyway. [1]Through the strange force of fantastic failure, Mr Bones manages to fire both shells in a way that results in them going straight up. Scattering and rattling as the shells fall back down, Mr Bones  [5] gets out of the way. [1][1]Unfortunately, Trier and Tobias have absolutely no clue what is happening and find out too late once the shells impact at the ground. Tobias is caught in the outer radius of the cryogenic burst, which does little damage to his mech as it is steel and unaffected by the cold because of it's metallic properties. Part of the cryo-vapor does chill his face and arms though, and he notices a loss of sensation in the former. Trier on the other hand is closer to the point of impact, and while unaffected by the cold he is damaged considerably by the kinetic force. His crystalline face cracks open, taking off the lower part of his head completely. His legs partially shatter as well, forcing him to the ground. Thanks to his physiology, he can slowly regrow these crystals through planting seeds into himself.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

wait until Mr bones fires his load and then go into the cathedral, stab anything that needs stabbing in there.

Spoiler: South Gate (click to show/hide)

Trier would go into the cathedral, had he not sustained significant damage from the explosion his skeletal 'friend' just caused. Instead, he decides to sow some seed crystals into his wounds.
[4+1]Using his thankfully undamaged arms, he plants two large crystals where his legs used to be and one small crystal at jaw-level. He should be healed enough to walk slowly next turn, and completely healed in three. 

Spoiler: South pole (click to show/hide)

I shall take a Look around for something to Drain the life out of... and probably some loot.

Spoiler: South Gate (click to show/hide)

After several minutes of wandering to the east of his point of entrance, Larry hears a loud buzzing noise from above. A horse-sized rhinoceros beetle crashes down out of nowhere in front of him, [6]bowling him over with the shockwave it creates. It makes screeching noises, or whatever other sound it is beetles make when they're angry. Larry orders his two Shades to attack the beetle, and [1]the first one can't seem to shift into corporeality in order to touch it, which makes the Shade very frustrated. [5]The second one, however, phases in and grabs the beetle by the horn. It's horrid touch alone begins siphoning the beetle's soul into the Shade's, and it does moderate damage to it's life force before it is forced back into ethereal form. The beetle charges at the shade, enraged, and moves right through it. It must be confused, which will make it vulnerable to any attacks Larry performs next turn.

Spoiler: Down South (click to show/hide)

Summon up another ring of binding with a soul gem strong enough to contain an archminotaur. Use my staff of summoning, knowledge of demonology if it contains knowledge on binding beings, and Prismata's precognition to assist me if possible. Then watch the cathedral. If we're just wantonly firing at stuff from here, use my assisted targeting and Prismata's precogniton to fire my miniguns at the cathedral or anything that attacks me in whichever firing mode will be most effective. Also ask Prismata what kind of interesting or powerful things there are in her realm, and if she would like to go back later to grab some of them.

Spoiler: South Gate (click to show/hide)

After mostly avoiding the cryo-blast, Tobias tries to summon a greater ring of binding. [3+2]Although he feels the item piercing dimensional veils as it should, it does not manifest in front of him. Suddenly Prismata shouts at him- "Idiot! There's a demon coming for us six seconds in the future.. It's going to kill BOTH of us!"
A red glow forms in the air ahead of Tobias, and he immediately locks onto it and begins revving the miniguns.
The summoner sees it's form crawl through the temporary rift in space-time. It is tall, about as tall as the mech suit even. The skin is red, and looks rocky and rough. Despite it's rather humanoid body, it possesses two huge tails and a goat's head in place of a man's. It bleets angrily before swiping a huge claw at Tobias' suit. [1]The strike is easily evaded by Tobias, who gains a free attack due to the demon losing balance. Thanks to the modules in the mech, the minigun fire was actually automatic. [2]It still managed to miss, however, and Tobias goes for a manual strike with his energy gladius. [5]A huge gash is opened across the demon's rocky chest, and no blood seeps from the wound- just what looks like molten gold. This is going to be a challenging fight...

Spoiler: South Cathedral (click to show/hide)

Lift Ax over my shoulder, and throw her down onto the strange glowy symbols on the floor.

Spoiler: South Gate (click to show/hide)

Y4R-M8 [6]picks up the archminotaur before body-slamming it onto the strange glowing symbols. In addition to cracking the minotaur's lower spine, he has succeeded in wedging it into newly created cracks on the altar's floor. "YOU LITTLE- GRAWGHAHGAHH!" the man's shouting is interrupted by a glob of syrupy blood being vomited up. "I have you right where I need you.." Ax glares in the direction of Crimson before smirking maliciously. With an evil glint in his eye, he raises his right fist off the ground and makes a crushing motion. The three chains that were chopped into halves around the pyromancer hurl themselves at Crimson, [4][6][6]and the first wraps around his legs and trips him. The other two tie his arms to his torso and tighten enough to cause additional fractures and cut deep into him. Crimson is on Death's door

Spoiler: South Gate (click to show/hide)

There was no need to help Y4R, so Crimson's elemental and himself remain where they were. Crimson has been injured as the previous turn has stated, so is effectively immobile like Arcodo. Y4R manages to drag him away though, and they both hide behind the pillars with Arcodo.

Whoops forgot I didn't post an action.

Spoiler: South (click to show/hide)

Resist pain. Deep breaths, focus feeling on tips of fingers and toes that I still have. Remain ready to trigger wind runes when time is right.

Spoiler: South Gate (click to show/hide)

Arcodo takes deep breaths and through some form of meditation attempts to lessen the pain. [5]He steels himself enough to regain slow movement, and looks up to see Y4R and Crimson caught onto his plan as he hoped they would. With Ax being lodged into the ground near the overcharged sigils, Arcodo chuckles a bit before miming a detonation.
[6+1][6+1]Both of the massive sigils explode, resulting a gale so powerful that the remaining windows in the cathedral are shattered. The winds pick Ax up, throw him into the air and violently slam him around into the ceiling and the tops of the walls. After much of this, the sigils fully release and the winds become strong enough to slice Ax into pieces. As the wind dies down, the three visitors no longer hold onto the pillars for dear life and notice the syrupy blood of the Agonist coats most of the altar and parts of the ceiling. His severed head plops to the ground next to Arcodo's prone form, mouthes a final swear and ceases movement.

Ax, Archminotaur of the Plane of Agony, has been vanquished

[crazyabe]

Spoiler: South Park (click to show/hide)

I cast "Drain Mind" on the Beetle, It's not quite as commonly known as Necromancy as Drain life is, But used Right is Equally Lethal.

[Beirus]

((I feel that banning Mr Bones from explosives wouldn't be unwarranted now.))

Spoiler: For Trier and Mr Bones (click to show/hide)

"Hey, you guys mind helping me deal with this demon? Mr Bones, I'd really appreciate that thing you did early to make the probability of my success better."

[Crimson]

Spoiler: Almost 6 feet under the ground now (click to show/hide)

Seriously. WTF.

Just try my best to survive. See if I can use anything to bandage myself up. Also, see if I can repair my elemental.

[piecewise]

((I feel that banning Mr Bones from explosives wouldn't be unwarranted now.))

Spoiler: For Trier and Mr Bones (click to show/hide)

"Hey, you guys mind helping me deal with this demon? Mr Bones, I'd really appreciate that thing you did early to make the probability of my success better."

((CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP))
RATTLE

Spoiler: NERF THIS SICK SKELETON (click to show/hide)

Desummon my treasonous mortar, if it has not already done so itself via ka-booms. Instead, summon an M388 Davy Crockett, set right up on top of this hill here. If, for some INSANE reason the universe considers my summoning of portable nuclear weapons to be unreasonable (Fucking killjoys) summon instead a simple recoilless rifle. 

[MidnightJaguar]

Spoiler: south gate (click to show/hide)

The wonders of crystals. While I wait for my legs to regrow, see about making a crystal bow, for long ranged crystal injecting action.

[Doubloon-Seven]

Attempt to take some loose fabric from what's left of Ax's robes, and dress Crimson's cuts with makeshift bandages. Also, if I have time, search through the Cathedral for !!LOOT!!, 'cause, you know, I can't summon everything I could possibly need.