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Ava

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Quetzalxochitl

Lian

Sybil

Foreman

[Blade Master Model 42]

"Well, you can if you're the Priest class. Strictly speaking."

[SOLDIER First]

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but that is a natural, regenerative effect. You still can't target yourself with a staff."

[Chevaleresse]

"But, like, they still do it, so what's your excuse?"

[SOLDIER First]

"...what?"

[Shoruke]

*munch* "Couldn't you just... I dunno, bonk yourself on the head with your staff if you need it? 'Course, I dunno how it works, so..."

[SOLDIER First]

"Logically I should be able to do just that, but as our universe is built around being a turn-based strategy game, I can't. I assume this is for balanced reasons, maybe. Or so you can't accidentally debuff yourself."

[Chevaleresse]

"Maybe you should let me hold on to that Sleep staff, just in case."

[GiglameshDespair]

"Sweet. But it's a wind tome, weh, that's not very exciting. Just like healing-and-scars dude. How do you even get a scar as a healer?"

"...I could like this barbarian."

[SOLDIER First]

"I don't have a Sleep staff."

"Sweet. But it's a wind tome, weh, that's not very exciting. Just like healing-and-scars dude. How do you even get a scar as a healer?"

"...I could like this barbarian."

"Is it the sacred duty of your people to be as bitingly rude and hurtful as possible?"

[S34N1C]

*eats popcorn in the background*

[Twinwolf]

*sips from a soda bottle*

[Sirus]

*poses with roses on his tippy-toeses*

[GiglameshDespair]

"My duty is to defeat the warriors of the enemy and take their hearts for sacrifice to the great feathered serpent gods.

Hurting your feelings is more of a hobby, really."

[SOLDIER First]

"Huh. That's... genuinely cool. The sacrifice, I mean. Not you hurting my feelings."

[Chevaleresse]

"I guess healing staves don't work on feelings, either."