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[Rethi-Eli]

GULAG: Grand United Liberation Army Gladiatorial pit!

You can call it the GULAG pit...

Maybe...

Bonus points awarded for sounding like a true socialist

[Glass]

book-burning

NOOOOOOOOOO THE BOOKS! THEIR FIRE! IT CALLS OUT TO ME IN PAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!

...pls dnt brn bks. bk brnng bd.
*click*
And on this slide, we see an image of me, staring into the book-fire, in pain, because that is not the purpose of books.
Books are to knowledge as cows are to food: you put knowledge (or food) in, and later, you can get more/better knowledge (or food) out.
Disclaimer: Putting food into a book will degrade the contained knowledge. You put food into the cow, and the knowledge into the book, not vice-versa.

[speciesunkn0wn]

GULAG: Grand United Liberation Army Gladiatorial pit!

You can call it the GULAG pit...

Maybe...

Bonus points awarded for sounding like a true socialist

Thank you Comrade!

As for using knowledge as power, once we attack the capitalist humans, and we always attack the fascist elves, we could use book stuff in minecart shotguns.

[Timeless Bob]

Book-keeper should be renamed to "Censor".  Is irony that book-keeper should be keeping books.  Of course, this will lead to "certain individuals" attempting to hoard the "secret knowledge", forming a secret church to the occult possibly named "The Nekut-il" ("Secret words")

[Sanctume]

Weaponize Bookz: Minekart fill with bookz roll down trakk and krash to fortifikationz to hit targetz.

[Glass]

capitalist humans

ehhehe... *grooooaaaaan*

Weaponize Bookz: Minekart fill with bookz roll down trakk and krash to fortifikationz to hit targetz.

You, sir, sound like an ork.

[Sanctume]

Weaponize Bookz: Minekart fill with bookz roll down trakk and krash to fortifikationz to hit targetz.

You, sir, sound like an ork.

Veaponise de books by placeeng dem een minecarrts and rrolleeng eet town to crrash eento forrteefeecations tovarrts tarrgets.

I am using these replacements to translate: th=d,v=f,z=s,(i)n=(ee)n,w=v,v=w,d=t

[Glass]

*Puts on heavy Kajheeti accent*
Yeeeezzzzz, one eez vully aware of whad you are zaying. One zimbly zings you zound lige an org.

[Fleeting Frames]

NOOOOOOOOOO THE BOOKS! THEIR FIRE! IT CALLS OUT TO ME IN PAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!

Vhjound th-

we attack the capitalist humans

Da, komrade speciesunkn0wn. Wje jhave to šjave thjem from thjemšhelfes.

[speciesunkn0wn]

OOC: I'm extremely happy at how everyone is getting into character. XD

[Rethi-Eli]

We do what we must for the glory of Mountainhome, and our glorious leader! Down with the capitalist pigs and the Uristocrats!

[Timeless Bob]

We do what we must for the glory of Mountainhome, and our glorious leader! Down with the capitalist pigs and the Uristocrats!

Uristocrats? 
Urist = dagger, so...
People who rule using...daggers?

That's oddly appropo.

However, in dwarven, Nil=Hammer.
So how about "down with the Nil-hill-ists? (Those who use hammers under hills)

[Glass]

Shut up, you punmen. All of my joke-projecting weaponry on back order, and it appears that the ones you have were from the first prototypes. They weren't very high-caliber back then.

[Rethi-Eli]

Shut up, you punmen. All of my joke-projecting weaponry on back order, and it appears that the ones you have were from the first prototypes. They weren't very high-caliber back then.

Comrade, your statement does not align with communist ideas. You share what you make with all, for the good of the mountainhome.

The Central Party will hear about this, comrade.

[Glass]

Shut up, you punmen. All of my joke-projecting weaponry on back order, and it appears that the ones you have were from the first prototypes. They weren't very high-caliber back then.

Comrade, your statement does not align with communist ideas. You share what you make with all, for the good of the mountainhome.

The Central Party will hear about this, comrade.

...don'tcallblazecooksdon'tcallblazecooksdon'tcallblazecooks
...
UH, UH, Uh... uhhhh....
I'm still in the process of making them!
The feds stole the rest!
How did you even get those ones!?!?