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[Puppyguard]

The Waffle Fights back by thrashing itself around and escapes the whale, then it uses its Psychic powers to push the whale into a parallel universe.

[Gwolfski]

At this point, the pancake's AK-47 becomes sentient.

[Puppyguard]

The Ak-47 from a mysterious Pancake became sentient and gunned both of them down.

[Person]

(Hubris, your name is exceedingly relevant in this situation. That said, I'll try to be reasonable. I really do hope we create something that eventually resembles a story, but I'm not holding my breath.)

A man leaves his 4 star hotel dressed in a plain white t-shirt, blue cargo pants, and a long grey coat. His hair is a generic brown, and he has very few identifying features.

This man's name is Hubert Ashford, and he is a powerful wizard who gained his power mostly by accident a few years ago. What he wants most is to just live a normal life.

He is visiting this city on vacation, and is understandably annoyed that the supernatural continues to get up in his business.

With a long sigh, he states "This is gonna be one of those weeks isn't it."

With that, out of seemingly nowhere he pulls out a long black spear that crackles with lightning, and charges towards the nearest being that is disturbing his vacation. That being is a Giant sperm whale that just smashed into and crushed a woman with an AK-47. With a single thrust of his spear, a burst of lightning flies towards it and fries both the gun and whale to such a degree that they detonate violently.

"All right, who's next!"

(I sort of just bolded things arbitrarily and I think I went a bit too far.)

[Felissan]

Logic comes back with a frustrated look on its face, because it's apparently still the least insane place around.

[OceanSoul]

Logic realizes that Insanity is it's own form of logic, and decided to simply give up all reason. It then makes an account on Bay 12.

[Person]

Logic also realizes that order can in fact come from chaos with enough work.

[OceanSoul]

Order asked it's company bout a merger with Insanity, then gets fired.

[TankKit]

Insanity asks him on a date.

[OceanSoul]

Order asks which date she's asking about? October 8th? January 19th? Arbor Day?

[Felissan]

Meanwhile, Logic starts the Movement for Abstract Concept Rights along with its friends Evil, Time and String Theory.

[Person]

Space refuses to allow this movement to occur.

(Yes space and time are the same thing, but that's no reason they have to be one entity.)

[OceanSoul]

A rimtap echoes off in the distance. Logic finds it questionable, but ignores it for the time being.

[birdy51]

Jennifer Carlsburg(who had lost her blue name in the crushing incident) buffs herself out like a cartoon character and straightens out her train costume the best she can. Her AK-47, having gone completely sentient was no longer her concern.

What was her concern was that she was late to the opening performance of the Chaos Players' "Starlight Express" on 27th Street. She is, if nothing, dedicated to train related musicals. Jennifer straps on the nearest pair of roller skates and attempts to proceed to her destination.

[TankKit]

On the way, everything around her turns into chaos worth of MLP Discord.