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Hubris Incalculable

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Re: Anything Can Happen
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2017, 08:36:33 pm »
Hugh gets back up, as if suddenly remembering that smoking takes years to kill you, while he only picked up the habit two months ago.

((seriously everybold, stop trying to kill my guy, okay?))
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Re: Anything Can Happen
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2017, 08:48:22 pm »
Suddenly, a gang of mischievious giant sea monkeys run out of the ocean, and begin to defecate on Hugh's brand new used car!
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Puppyguard

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Re: Anything Can Happen
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2017, 09:19:43 pm »
Everyone knows that Sea monkey defecations are explosive.
Hugh's Used car is now useless metal.
Meanwhile, in Ababon The military is losing the fight with the FlyingGiant Sperm Whale
The Giant sperm whale smashes into the hover engines causing the city to stop flying and start falling.
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Hubris Incalculable

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« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2017, 11:43:57 pm »
Hugh, oblivious to what happened to his car (it being parked 13 miles away), looks up in horror at the events befalling the City of Ababon. He takes out his stick and starts yelling in some unknown language. Ababon's descent slows to a crawl just as it nears the ground, then settles with a small bump into Grawlen Valley.
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TheBiggerFish

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Re: Anything Can Happen
« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2017, 01:32:13 am »
An unconnected bystander watches events confusedly.
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Gwolfski

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Re: Anything Can Happen
« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2017, 09:58:09 am »
They miraculously gain an AK-47 with infinite ammo
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Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
Eventually when you go far enough the insane start becoming the sane

TankKit

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Re: Anything Can Happen
« Reply #21 on: January 06, 2017, 10:17:22 am »
and a train costume.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

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Re: Anything Can Happen
« Reply #22 on: January 06, 2017, 10:43:13 am »
The unconnected bystander is now named Jennifer Carlsburg and is about to get connected to this story.
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« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2017, 11:03:28 am »
Or would have, were it not for the Sea Monkeys...
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Gwolfski

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« Reply #24 on: January 06, 2017, 11:35:46 am »
which have been filled with lead bullets. It  turns out Jennifer Carlsburg had arms training.
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Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
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Felissan

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Re: Anything Can Happen
« Reply #25 on: January 06, 2017, 01:28:35 pm »
An embodiment of Logic comes take a look at the scene, and decides to just run away from this mess.
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Puppyguard

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« Reply #26 on: January 06, 2017, 01:52:59 pm »
The flying Giant sperm whale charges at Jennifer Carlsburg and crushes them into a pancake.
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« Reply #27 on: January 06, 2017, 02:15:19 pm »
An embodiment of ignorance stares at the scene, mouth agape, utterly transfixed.
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Re: Anything Can Happen
« Reply #28 on: January 06, 2017, 02:30:48 pm »
The Embodiment of ignorance becomes a giant sentient Waffle and gets in a battle with the flying Giant sperm whale
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« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2017, 02:36:52 pm »
The Giant Sperm Whale attempts to consume the Waffle!
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