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[Hubris Incalculable]

Some of y'all may've seen this game around before, but for those of you who don't know, Anything Can Happen is a roleplaying game where there is no GM to police it, no rulebook, and no dicerolls (unless you want to, of course; see "no rulebook"). Just play however you want to, and anything you say happens. I fully expect this to devolve into a madhouse by the end of the week. So, without further ado:


ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN

A tall man emerges from the shadows of a run-down harbour town, with a lit cigarette clamped between his teeth. He takes a long drag, and, pushing the hems of his duster aside, sits town on the one mooring bollard that isn't covered in gull-shit.

[TankKit]

A giant dragons gulps him up, and then he turns into a monsterous tyrant dragon sun god by fusing with the dragon's soul.

[RoseHeart]

An innocent bystander swallows his cigarette in shock of it all.

[TankKit]

The innocent bystander becomes a creature made out of every single thing in the world, becoming a god who proceeds to fight an epic battle against the monsterous tyrant dragon, creating Tartarus specifically for the purposes of imprisoning it.

[Gwolfski]

A TV van shows up to record the battle.

[TankKit]

The TV van turns into a giant pair of speakers that make a completely new world out of their dubstep music.

[Puppyguard]

But the van speakers blow up from a fireball from the tyrant dragon.

[TankKit]

((Impossible, it's in Tartarus.))((Almost forgot, Anything Can Happen...))

[Hubris Incalculable]

The Dragon Tyrant God burns through the fourth wall and glares disapprovingly at TankKit, who, while not breaking any rules, seems intent on derailing other people's play rather than creating themself a character and playing within the story.

[TankKit]

Tankit glares back at the Dragon Tyrant God and it explodes. Suddenly, TikKnat appears.

[Puppyguard]

TikKnat begins dodging fireballs from the angry tyrant dragon by flying into the 5th wall.

[Whisperling]

The fifth wall grunts and throws TikKnat at the sixth wall, which has been far too nosy recently.

[Puppyguard]

The sixth wall loses its seventh nose from the impact.
The now 6-nosed sixth wall is very angry now and begins charging an attack.

[Hubris Incalculable]

The Dragon Tyrant God suddenly combusts and vanishes in a cloud of octarine smoke. As the smoke clears, a trenchcoated man walks out, puffing serenely on his cigarette. He reaches inside his jacket, and removes some sort of stick, and mutters something while waving it through the air. The Narrative Walls dematerialise, and the Realm of Tartarus morphs back into a quiet fishing-town wharf.

Hugh, putting the stick away, sits back down on the Bollard, takes another long drag, before throwing his cigarette butt into the water.

"What," he says to no-one in particular. "You thought I'd stay like that forever?"

[Puppyguard]

Hugh gets black lung from smoking and dies painfully.
A giant sperm whale emerges from the water and begins flying to the sky city Ababon to destroy it.
It is spotted by the military of Ababon who arm their anti-whale guns, but they have never fought a giant sperm whale before.