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top left: Grege Van Wyk - halfling thief,
top right: Palando - elf mage,
bottom left: Rolaf - dwarf warrior,
bottom right: Cunk Von Schroeder - human cleric.

[Gwolfski]

elf mage

[S34N1C]

Human cleric

[pizmo]

You are the great elf wizard to be, Palando!

Spoiler: Knowledgeable of 4 powerful spells currently: (click to show/hide)

(that may or may not work 100% of the time ) Ventriloquism, scare, breathe life (into inanimate object), feather fall

Also cursed with enormous cowardice, unable to knowingly face great danger or anything of the sort without hiding first. But with much ambition you have set your sights on the great and powerful artifact, the Rod of Ruleship. It is sure to attract all the young maidens across the lands when they hear about your super cool rod, that and the hoards of jewels surrounding it help. All this currently being kept safe in the deep dark dungeon of Strelor's Keep.

But first, which way to go?

1. (Top) Longest, possibly safest way to go, around Fog Lake, around the City of Goblins, in the Old forest and down to the Keep.
2. (Middle) Shortest, most direct route, definitely the most dangerous, straight through the lake, past the city and to the dungeon keep.
3. (Bottom) Most mysterious option. Through the Golden fields into the throat of Gundarin, the old dwarf tunnels and arriving at the back of the keep.

[Detoxicated]

i choose 3

[escaped lurker]

i choose 3

+1
Should that rod business fail, we at least have stories about mysterious Gundarin to tell.
(If we were able to speak to womenfolk, that would be.)

[lawastooshort]

Yes, 3 is sensible.

[Gwolfski]

yes, 3

[pizmo]

After much infighting within the party, the tunnels have been chosen! Which prompted Rolaf to immediately awaken from a drunken slumber.
"To the mountains! Rounds on me!"

And it was decided that the party will drink all night and prepare for the journey tomorrow, surely there is always time for drinking. But lo! Larry the barkeep is apparently not serving you today, but a buxom young tavern wench!

"What can I get you boys today?". You hear her say as words begin to not be able to make sense in your brain.

Spoiler: OH GOD WHAT DO? (click to show/hide)

>Run.
>Hide.
>Jump out window.
>???
>????????

[S34N1C]

Sit quietly and let one of the others do the talking.

[Funk]

"Wine thats as sweet as you are honey."
Then crack a smile.

[lawastooshort]

"Ummmmmm wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-water pu-pu-pu-puleeurggg"

Turn red, pass out.

[TankKit]

Jump out the window.

[Gwolfski]

"Ummmmmm wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-water pu-pu-pu-puleeurggg"

Turn red, pass out.

+!

[pizmo]

Everyone at the table orders good old black sheep ale, the most popular drink of the local town, Windholme, except you. This is your chance to finally be suave and cool! As everyone turns to look at you, putting on your best smile and smooth voice, you say:

"I.. I'd like wa-wa-wa- I MEAN WINE. WINE AS A UUH sweet... _{wine as... sweet wine... wine as sweet as you?}"

Spoiler: Yep, perfect. (click to show/hide)

Oh god you need a drink.

Drink you do, you and your fellows drink into the night, discussing what to do with all the wealth and treasure you will have once you plunder the keep; Deciding that there's always tomorrow to discuss the fine details of the plan.
Much ale and wine later you wake up... "Umm, where am I again?"

Spoiler: "Is this heaven? Are you angels?". (click to show/hide)

Yep, this definitely a barn and those are pigs.

You don't exactly remember why the four of you are all laying in feeding troughs together but you brush yourself off, waking everyone up and begin to prepare for the journey. Some items might do you some good, who knows what you could encounter on the way!
The coinage in ye old wizard hat isn't exactly lavishing but it'll do.

Spoiler: Choose 3: (click to show/hide)

(I'll pick an average of the 3 items most appearing in posts)

Backpack
2 Candles
Chain, 10’
Chalk, 1 piece
Crowbar
Flask, empty
Flint & steel
Grappling hook
Hammer, small
parchment, ink and quill
Iron spikes
Lantern
Mirror, hand-sized
Oil, 1 flask
Pole, 10-foot
Rope, 50’
Large Sack
Torch
Waterskin