Turn 18: In which I consider removing these notifications, because it takes up space in the title anyway. And also in which I regret making such a long game title.
Kill the reaper weed, and anyone who attempts to steal MY kill.
D.E.A.T.H hits Reaperweed with his scourge. This is about as deadly to a defenseless target as you would expect.
D.E.A.T.H Luk: 4+2+1=7
Reaperweed is dead!A small portal appears, and yet another especially portable weapon falls into D.E.A.T.H's waiting hand. It looks like a small knife, but it has a button. With a single press, it expands into a Flamberge! The hard steel blade of the weapon bursts into flame, and begins to crackle with electricity! This is probably better than your scourge.
Start running North, away from the mecha snake.
Sparky runs north, forcing me to draw more map. The scoundrel! (In all seriousness, this is what he sees.) He stands on rocky terrain. Looks like the grasslands end here. To the east is a field of rough-hewn rock, mostly flat going around the ravine. Far to the north west, he sees the beginning of a desert. How strange, that the terrain here changes so rapidly.
Cangla trudges over to the swamp's edge, then grabs a pointy stick, then checks to see if she can extend her intangibility to it.
She can. It seems to apply to anything she touches, including her clothing(Which I probably should have mentioned). She does feel more of a drain if she applies it to more more sticks but she doesn't think she's near her limit. After she drops the sticks, they become tangible again. She keeps holding onto one of the longer ones, in case she needs an alternative weapon.
Not worth crossing the river. Go back with the others.
Try and wake up. If I manage, I think we're safe handing the pistol over to Hagrow. If anyone attacks us, try to fry them with my new lightning-hand. If awake, I guess. Or sleepwalk, that's fine too.
Greedily accept pistol and continue efforts of sideline death defiance.
((I would. Where's your character in relation to the swamp side of the river?))
SMJ Auto: Join up with those guys on their side of the river.
Hagrow End: 6+1=7
Hagrow End: 1+1=2
Greeny crosses over the river mostly ignoring SMJ, who follows him. Hagrow takes the fang pistol from Grahm, and begins to feel the relief. After, he passes out from pain due to his worsening wounds.
Grahm End: 1-2=-1
Grahm End: 6-2=-1
Grahm doesn't wake up this turn. They do twitch a little though. And did they make some sort of weird noise? That can't be good.
Punchface McStabby! has spawned!Punchface McStabby Luk: 5+1=6
His waiver becomes a Two-Handed
Labrys, the blade of which is coated in darkness. As he grasps the handle, a pair of black wings bursts from his back. With a few experimental flaps, he takes to the air. Examining his surroundings, he finds himself to be south of the swamp.
Map:
http://imgur.com/a/aZYHgLet's just say that lava is cooled, shall we?
5: Name: Hagrow (Paphi)
Looks: Quite nude
Kills: 2
Health: Mostly Fine. Large gouge in chest, lightly burned. Right hand torn up moderately. Moderate-Heavy bleeding. Quite sick. Right handed.
Inventory: Silver ring(Can enhance gravity. Causes wearer sickness.), Huge wooden cannon(Shoots lava, requires blood). Keytar(Wielded).
Stats:
Strength: --
Endurance: +
Dexterity: +
Speed: ++
Affinity: +
Luck: --
Loot Type: Negative
6: Name: Greeny (Beirus)
Looks: Completely green. Follows in the footsteps of another, much greater green dude. He's not as great, but he makes up for it with passion and determination to be greater.
Kills: 2
Health: Mostly Fine. Feels moderately sick. Right handed.
Inventory: Vital Ruby (10 Endurance Drained(Max). Increases End by 5. Right hand.), Fang Pistol(Held in Hagrow's left hand.), Crackling Yellow Holy Roller-skates(Worn).
Stats:
Strength: ---
Endurance: ---
Dexterity: --
Speed: +++
Affinity: +++
Luck: +++
Loot Type: Positive
8: Name: Grahm (Whisperling)
Looks: A short, thin man with greying hair. He is wearing a vast assortment of mismatched, ragged, and poorly-repaired clothing.
Kills: 1
Health: Extreme Pain. Unconscious. Possible internal damage. Upper body(Left arm, right arm, torso. Not neck, head, or legs.) made of hard wood. Wood encrusted with diamonds. Right arm charged with lightning. Left handed.
Inventory: Shiny Couch, Flame Slingshot(On ground), various rocks in pockets, various sticks in pockets.
Stats:
Strength: -
Endurance: --
Dexterity: ++
Speed: +++
Affinity: ++
Luck: ---
Loot Type: Negative.
14: Name: Sparky (Yottawhat)
Looks: Skinny looking man in running shorts.
Kills: 1
Health: Fine. Right handed.
Inventory: Molasses Shotgun(Right hand), Green Cape(Worn, +1 Aff)
Stats:
Strength: -3
Endurance: -1
Dexterity: +1
Speed: +3
Affinity: 0
Luck: +1
Loot Type: Positive
17: Name: SMJesus(Sosoku234)
Looks: A 19 year old red haired bully with a tattoo of a heart with MOM writing inside. He wears a white wife beater, comically tight jeans, and way too nice high tops.
Health: Fine. Right arm covered is molasses. Back hurt. Upper body bruised. Legs a bit bruised. Right handed.
Inventory: Plastic Frisbee(Left hand), Molasses Chunk(Right hand)
Stats:
Strength: -2
Endurance: -3
Dexterity: +3
Speed: +3
Affinity: -3
Luck: +3
Loot Type: Negative.
18: Name: Derick Edward Alen Tommy Horstashio the Third(crazyabe)
Looks: he Looks like a Sentient Gorilla whom Escaped the Zoo.
Kills: 2
Health: Mostly fine. Upper body somewhat burned by laser. Left Handed.
Inventory: Pocket Scourge, Pocket Flamberge(+1 Dex, +1 Aff, Left Hand) Dark Round Shield(+1 Dex, Right hand)
Stats:
Strength: 3
Endurance: 2
Dexterity: 2
Speed: -3
Affinity: -3
Luck: 0
Loot Type: Positive
Handedness: West, if he's walking north(Left then)
20: Name: Cangla Nonss (FallacyofUrist)
Looks: A woman with glassy skin and a silver dress.
Health: Fine. Right handed.
Inventory: Metal anchor(Both hands). Long pointy stick(Currently intangible.)
Stats:
Strength: +++
Endurance: ---
Dexterity: --
Speed: ---
Affinity: ++
Luck: +++
Loot Type: Positive
21: Name: Punchface McStabby!(Toaster)
Looks: Strong and angry. No shirt, of course.
Health: Fine. Left handed.
Inventory: Dark Two Handed Labrys(Gives holder wings)
Stats:
Strength: +
Endurance: +
Dexterity:
Speed: -
Affinity: -
Luck: +
Loot Type: Positive?
Due to my involvement in other gaming things, please remove "Mustachio" from the waitlist. I'm still reading here, just not playing.
I've moved you to the back of the list. I'll keep doing so until you say otherwise.