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Author Topic: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)  (Read 10650 times)

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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #135 on: January 14, 2017, 04:19:05 pm »

we Know 6 Spells, he might know 60, So it's at least a good idea to bring him. Besides: what adventurer doesn't grab a wizard when offered?
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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #136 on: January 14, 2017, 04:20:30 pm »

Is Paul White or Black?

Because Black mage is better than White Mage.
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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #137 on: January 14, 2017, 08:32:25 pm »

Is Paul White or Black?

Because Black mage is better than White Mage.

Nononon, white is better. Or perhaps I played ZL too long.
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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #138 on: January 14, 2017, 08:46:48 pm »

Remember the other two spells Gatzen used and pick
Paul
Roshan
(any other pick)
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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #139 on: January 15, 2017, 01:32:05 pm »

So far,

Nathan:0
Thalia:2
Roshan:2
Paul:3 (taking gwolfski's post as a vote)
Sylvester:2

We need someone to be a tiebreaker. Or gwolfski could make a complete recommendation.
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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #140 on: January 15, 2017, 01:42:29 pm »

Roshan!
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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #141 on: January 15, 2017, 01:50:44 pm »

Okay, so it's between Thalia and Sylvester now...

(you can vote for three, by the way.)
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« Reply #142 on: January 15, 2017, 02:30:47 pm »

And Sylvester. Because I like the name.
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« Reply #143 on: January 15, 2017, 06:05:53 pm »

You ponder the choice for a good while, before making your selection. "Paul, I'll take you. I assume you know healing spells?" "Of course I do you ignorant fool! I mean... Mr. Hero. At your service, Sir!" "Very well, you are on board. You Pace up and down the remaining 4 possible companions. The whole room holds its breath while they all wait for you to choose. You finally stop in front of Roshan "How far away could you hit a person on level ground?" Roshan answers immediately with an accent that took you completely by suprise. "Three-a hun-a-drdrdrdred-a me-a-ters." You try to visualize that distance, but it was longer than your entire village, which impressed you greatly. "Welcome to the Party." You answer. "Oh-a I-a can-a-not-a thank-a you enough-a good-a sir!" The three remaining possible companions all shuffled uncomfortably, hoping that you picked them.

You stop at Nathan. His strong, young body was covered by decorative armor, along with a massive sword. He could be useful if a big battle came... You move on to Thalia. She did not look threatning, but if what King Tybalt II said was true, she would be just as deadly as anybody else... You finally move on to Sylvester, his bulging muscles were clearly visible under the garments he wore, but the only part that you could see clearly was his neck. His neck was thicker than your waist, so you could only imagine how strong he must have been everywhere else. You say to him, "You say you can beat orcs in wrestling?" You expected him to answer, but instead he just grunts ambiguously while dipping his head down at you, almost as if he were saying, "Are you serious?" You decide to ask another question. "How much weight can you carry?" He grunts again, then walks over to Nathan, grabs his scruff with one arm, and lifts him up, armor and all.

Nathan begins flailing in Sylvester's grip, trying to free himself, but he is unable to. You tell Sylvester, "Okay, that's enough. Put him down. I'll take you with me." Sylvester obeys, and drops Nathan into a pile on the floor. Nathan was furious, "How dare you you son of a bitch. Go back to the sewers you disgusting abomination!" But Sylvester gives Nathan a slap across the face with enough force to knock him unconscious, and calmly walks to your side. Some soldiers carry Nathan's prone body out, while Thalia simply closes her eyes, folds her hands together, and gracefully walks out of the grand hall. You tell your companions, we need to discuss the mission. Which place has the best ale?" Paul answers you. "The Boar's Head is by far the best. I'll have you know... uh... Yeah... It's this way." He walks out embarrassed, and Roshan, Sylvester, and you follow him out. When you arrive at the Taven, the Ale did not dissapoint. Once everybody is situated, Roshan asks you, "Why-a did-a you want-a to-a meet-a us here-a again-a?"
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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #144 on: January 15, 2017, 06:25:16 pm »

I like Sylvester...
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« Reply #145 on: January 17, 2017, 05:43:23 pm »

You didn't really have anything to say, but you did congratulate Sylvester for his show of strength earlier. "I like your style. But we've got a long trip ahead of us tomorrow." "It's not that long..." Paul muttered under his breath. You pretended to not hear him and continue, "So everybody get a good sleep and meet me at the front gate at the break of dawn." "Nobody said a word as they departed to their own rooms in the Inn, but you hoped they were mentally preparing themselves for the treaturous journey into the orcish fortress. You wake up way before the sun comes up. You didn't hear or smell anything, but you suddenly felt frightened. Some sixth sense was tingling. You open your eyes without moving a muscle, but everything seemed normal. There was a cool breeze blowing through your window... but you distinctly remember closing your window last night... Something had opened your window. There might be something in the room right now, watching you... God knows what it wanted with you... Do you try to fight? Do you run? Do you talk?
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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #146 on: January 17, 2017, 05:48:04 pm »

Say, "There's only one person I've heard about who could get in here with out waking me... I'm going to guess you want to come against the king's order's Thalia?"
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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #147 on: January 17, 2017, 05:53:38 pm »

Say, "There's only one person I've heard about who could get in here with out waking me... I'm going to guess you want to come against the king's order's Thalia?"
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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #148 on: January 17, 2017, 06:25:36 pm »

Ask Sylvester if his first name is Tynan. Ask him if he is a bad magician.
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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #149 on: January 18, 2017, 01:24:52 am »

Say, "There's only one person I've heard about who could get in here without waking me... I'm going to guess you want to come against the king's order's Thalia?"
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