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Author Topic: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)  (Read 10661 times)

Dustan Hache

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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #90 on: January 05, 2017, 06:20:53 pm »

Jump Straight up and Pull the War Cleaver we have in our Pockets out in his Direction with as much force as we can before Gravity returns to it.
we aren't wearing armor, right? Will the armor that was on the void orks from our pockets onto our body.
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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #91 on: January 05, 2017, 09:12:00 pm »

You need to interrupt his swings in order to strikeat him, but your sword could not hope to deflect the war cleaver. You reach in your pocket and find another war cleaver from a differend orc. You lift it up as fast as you can while it still weighed nothing, then drove it into the ground with all your strength. The blade sank deep into the ground, and held fast as the orc struck at the sudden obstacle.Your own war cleaver bent under the strike, but stayed stuck in the ground. The orc was standing in stunned surprise as his weapon was stopped. Now was your chance to finish him!
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"'...It represents the world. They [the dwarves] plan to destroy it.' 'WITH SOAP?!'" -legend of zoro (with some strange interperetation)

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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #92 on: January 05, 2017, 10:16:47 pm »

Fus Ro Dah!
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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #93 on: January 05, 2017, 10:34:56 pm »

And give him the finger. That seems to be how we always tap into our magical power.

I think that in this world, a wizards duel is just two people flicking each other off until one of them drops dead.
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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #94 on: January 05, 2017, 11:15:37 pm »

Try to imitate one of the magic users hand motions from memory, and end up doing something random.
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« Reply #95 on: January 06, 2017, 12:20:41 am »

You think back to when you fought the Castralian mage. When he made the shimmering ring that tossed Brisham like a leaf on the wind, he started with a middle finger, then he pushed. That was the easiest part. The hard part was remembering what he was saying. You remember hearing a vague shout with no words, so you try to imitate that. You give the orc the finger, getting his attention (unlike the goblins, orcs did recognize the gesture) You then repeat the unintelligible words from the mage while pushing with your hands. "Fus...ro...dah!" The same shimmering ring forms and launches off at a crazy speed, tossing the orc meters into the air. There is a sound of rushing wind that shadows over whatever sound the orc might have been making. The orc falls much too far for you to check if he died or not, but that didn't matter, since you could now fight Ogharod, the leader. You and the orcs migrated a long distance from where you started during the fighting, but even with retracing your steps, you could not find the orcish commander. You broaden your gaze and look across the entire battlefield. The sea of orcs had swarmed the walls as they had hoped, with ladders covering nearly every available inch of the wall, but nonetheless, the defenders denied the attackers a foothold on the wall. You saw orcs raining down from the tops of ladders as archers picked them off while they were vulnerable. It was then that you saw Ogharod. He was climbing the central ladder himself, using a small shield on each arm to deflect every incoming arrow. He must have wanted to ensure that a foothold was gained, and ventured forth while you were distracted. You had to kill him somehow, but a sea of Orcs stood in your way, and the river blocked the other half of the castle...
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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #96 on: January 06, 2017, 04:24:32 am »

Well that's simple enough to solve.  Shoot the ladder.  We have a force spell.
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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #97 on: January 06, 2017, 02:17:45 pm »

Make a beeline for the leader's ladder, and absorb it into our pockets. Also capture all orcs that get in our way into our pockets.
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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #98 on: January 06, 2017, 02:29:48 pm »

Grab an arrow from the ground, spin around in a circle until enough centrifugal force has been gained then throw it at the leader orc from behind.
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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #99 on: January 06, 2017, 04:07:52 pm »

Yell "I've Killed your Six overgrown Goblins, Now Fight me Coward" No matter what you do.
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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #100 on: January 06, 2017, 04:35:51 pm »

Ogharod was nearing the top of the ladder now, making it farther than any orc had up to that point. You saw Lord Wickam rallying men to fight the orc leader, but his shields on his arms deflected every incoming attack. You run up to the back edge of the orcish army, and use the same spell as before, "FUS RO DAH!" You shout while giving the finger, and hundreds of orcs in our way get tossed like an ocean wave. The  shimmering torous of force makes it all the way to the wall before it dissapates, retaining just enough force to shake all the orcs off of the ladder. All except Ogharod. He kept climbing, determined as ever to breach the defenses. You run through the parted red sea of orcs to reach the base of the ladder. Orcs were getting up on all sides, it seemed you didn't manage to kill very many of them, but you still had time to possibly deal with Ogharod. You contemplate climbing the ladder after him, but it would take to long and he would reach the top before then. You then go back to your reliable old magical pockets. You press your pocket against the ladder, and it suddenly starts accelerating to terminal velocity, it's bottom half disappearing into your pockets. Ogharod felt the ladder falling, and leaped the last couple of feet to get onto the wall. Lord Wickam and dozens of other men immediately engaged him. Even though you could not see the battle from down here, the sight of men falling from the walls did not paint a good picture. Orcs all around you were once again climbing the ladders, and some of them were surrounding you, but Ogharod was the priority.
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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #101 on: January 06, 2017, 04:41:11 pm »

Yell "I Kill that Coward of a Leader's Six over grown Goblin Guards and what does he do? Flee to his enemy Rather then fighting me as he Said he Would." in an Attempt to paint a Picture of the Orc's Leader as a Coward, if nothing else that should keep them back from you till you fight him...
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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #102 on: January 07, 2017, 01:27:07 pm »

Yell "I Kill that Coward of a Leader's Six over grown Goblin Guards and what does he do? Flee to his enemy Rather then fighting me as he Said he Would." in an Attempt to paint a Picture of the Orc's Leader as a Coward, if nothing else that should keep them back from you till you fight him...
Add "And yet you allow him to lead?" Hopefully that gets the orcs to question their leadership/sow doubt in their minds.
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« Reply #103 on: January 07, 2017, 02:24:16 pm »

You shout to all the orcs nearby, "Look! your leader flees from me. He is attacking weaker foes rather than the Hero of Sheadoria. Yet you allow him to lead! The coward!" The orcs look at you in confusion. "The great Ogharod is fighting the entire garrison by himself you fool." They didn't seem to buy your attempts. Lord Wickam and Ogharod were now dueling on the wall, exchanging blow for blow. Lord Wickam was surviving, but giving ground...
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Re: You Can't Die: A Humble Hero (community story)
« Reply #104 on: January 07, 2017, 03:37:29 pm »

Pull the Ladder back out of our pocket and Charge up.
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