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Author Topic: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)  (Read 11436 times)

Rethi-Eli

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #195 on: May 21, 2017, 11:55:20 pm »

The two actors ineffectually stab the creature with their daggers while Lozuk hacks at it with his sword. However, the creature resists the blows from the axe, the daggers, and the sword, and lunges for Ginol! Luckily, the human with he iron maul happens to jump in and hit the fiend in the head. The injured part collapsed in a lump of ogre, and the rhinoceros man is dead once more.

Cackling is heard from outside as the last of the residents of the hamlet are evacuated by the guards.
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #196 on: May 21, 2017, 11:59:55 pm »

Sulus: Hm?

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #197 on: May 22, 2017, 12:28:19 am »

Did someone say
The injured part collapsed in a lump of ogre?
A blind cave ogre smashes through the door leading to the cellar. With a thundering roar he grabs a screaming patron, and hurls him at someone a table! The ogre raises his bone club onto his shoulder and listens for someone to approach him whilst beating his stomach.
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #198 on: May 22, 2017, 06:40:07 am »

It's all ogre now
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #199 on: May 22, 2017, 07:06:49 am »

A blind cave ogre smashes through the door leading to the cellar. With a thundering roar he grabs a screaming patron, and hurls him at someone a table! The ogre raises his bone club onto his shoulder and listens for someone to approach him whilst beating his stomach.

Sulus: Aw shit.

*Sulus throws a granite mug at the blind cave ogre's head!*

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #200 on: May 22, 2017, 12:18:55 pm »

The flying granite mug lands inside the blind cave ogres mouth!
With a single CHOMP he smashes it in two with his rather large teeth!

"UGHRHH!!! OGRE ANGRY!!!"
The blind cave ogre goes on a rampage with his bone club, smashing everything around him, and narrowly missing numerous patrons!
He topples a slightly expensive table and throws it in the general direction of sulus!
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #201 on: May 22, 2017, 02:14:06 pm »

Numerous of the undead from outside attack the ogre, but to no avail, as they all simply get their heads crushed by his massive club. However, more and more undead pour inside, and eventually the ogre is swamped. While not bit, he's struggling to fight them all off. The various patrons of the bar are all in a similar state. The table thrown at Sulus flies past his head and shatters in the wall!
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #202 on: May 22, 2017, 03:14:24 pm »

*Sulus keeps throwing mugs!*

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #203 on: May 22, 2017, 03:21:18 pm »

Several of the undead get the upperhand by crouching below the blind cave ogre and biting his legs. With a thundering crash he topples over. The flying mugs bounce harmlessly off the undead.
The Blind Cave Ogre has become Enraged!
"URGHHH!!!!"
The Blind Cave Ogre proceeds to go on a rampage throughout the bar, narrowly missing Sulus several times with his club as he smashes through undead and furniture. Eventually the amount of undead pile up covering the door, but they still keep pouring in from the windows.
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #204 on: May 22, 2017, 03:23:18 pm »

*Sulus pulls out a bow and aims and tries to fires a steel arrow at the blind cave ogre's head!*
« Last Edit: May 22, 2017, 03:46:39 pm by Asin »
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #205 on: May 22, 2017, 03:31:15 pm »

The Blind Cave Ogre is rushing around smashing undead that the arrow instead impales itself in his shoulder. With a loud grunt he drops the solid bone club. Turning to where the arrow came from, he grabs a flailing undead and hurls it at sulus! Then he proceeds to charge towards sulus himself with only his bare hands, smashing through whatever furniture remains in his path.

(I mean, throughout all the chaos, it would be rather hard to hit his head when he's moving around so much.)
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #206 on: May 22, 2017, 03:47:12 pm »

*Sulus runs out of the way, just in time!*

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #207 on: May 22, 2017, 04:41:38 pm »

Snarling loudly and punching undead, the ogre pursues Sulus still. hearing his footsteps he charges at him once again, and throws another undead at him!
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #208 on: May 22, 2017, 05:12:04 pm »

The other taverngoers are slowly pushed back to a corner of the bar by the endless hordes of the undead. Outside, Sulus is barely able to glimpse a cloaked figure raising a few corpses. Perhaps a necromancer had come to siege the town, or some idiot adventurer had incurred the wrath of a long-dead king. In any case, the horde of undead was only growing larger.
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #209 on: May 22, 2017, 08:34:02 pm »

Snarling loudly and punching undead, the ogre pursues Sulus still. hearing his footsteps he charges at him once again, and throws another undead at him!

*Sulus ducks and narrowly avoids getting hit by the undead!*
Outside, Sulus is barely able to glimpse a cloaked figure raising a few corpses. Perhaps a necromancer had come to siege the town, or some idiot adventurer had incurred the wrath of a long-dead king. In any case, the horde of undead was only growing larger.

*Sulus runs toward the necromancer, barely missing getting attacked by the undead!*

Sulus: Hey, necromancer!
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