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[crazyabe]

A Kobold thef walks into the bar, runs over to the unnamed barrel covered elf adventurer, jumps on the barrel, grabs the adventurer's glass of Sunshine, and throws a masterwork elf bone flute at the bartender before running back out.

[Rethi-Eli]

The Death of Ostok Fireaged!

Anger and More Anger!

Urist McMiner's Existential Crises!

Of Hamsters and Dorfs!

The Fall of Rottenanvil, Fortress of the Dead!

And more!

Many more!

Not many more, just more!

The two dwarves resume arguing, taking occasional swigs of Dwarven Rumwine.

[Puppyguard]

A giant slug slides into the bar, overturning tables and chairs as it makes its way to the counter.
"Gurgle gurgle"
No one has any idea what it just said.
It climbs over the counter and pushes past the tavern keeper and begins to feast on the contents of the barrels of alcohol.

[Asin]

A Kobold thef walks into the bar, runs over to the unnamed barrel covered elf adventurer, jumps on the barrel, grabs the adventurer's glass of Sunshine, and throws a masterwork elf bone flute at the bartender before running back out.

Sulus: H-Hey!

The Death of Ostok Fireaged!

Anger and More Anger!

Urist McMiner's Existential Crises!

Of Hamsters and Dorfs!

The Fall of Rottenanvil, Fortress of the Dead!

And more!

Many more!

Not many more, just more!

The two dwarves resume arguing, taking occasional swigs of Dwarven Rumwine.

Sulus: I saw The Death of Ostok Fireaged. It was nice.

A giant slug slides into the bar, overturning tables and chairs as it makes its way to the counter.
"Gurgle gurgle"
No one has any idea what it just said.
It climbs over the counter and pushes past the tavern keeper and begins to feast on the contents of the barrels of alcohol.

Sulus: BACK OFF!

[Puppyguard]

Sounds of splintering are coming from the alcohol storage area.
Some liquid begins seeping out from there as well.

[crazyabe]

the Kobold walks back to the door and says...
"Buuuuu rutnib frib ni? Roo!"
Before running off again.

[Asin]

Sounds of splintering are coming from the alcohol storage area.
Some liquid begins seeping out from there as well.

Sulus: *grabs a sword*

the Kobold walks back to the door and says...
"Buuuuu rutnib frib ni? Roo!"
Before running off again.

Sulus: DAMN IT!

[Rethi-Eli]

Lots of things happening right now!

Lots!

Thank you, friend!

You're quite welcome.

Not you!

The two dwarves each place a few coins on the table before leaving, in the middle of an argument.

[DolosusDoleus]

"Eh, never understood the problem the rest of ya' have with eating corpses. It's not like the dead need their bodies.

Mr. Cat, I don't know who you are, and if you mean to intimidate me you're failing rather miserably."

*takes a swig of sunshine*

"I'll buy you a drink if you stop making a fool of yourself, alright?"

[Asin]

Lots of things happening right now!

Lots!

Thank you, friend!

You're quite welcome.

Not you!

The two dwarves each place a few coins on the table before leaving, in the middle of an argument.

Sulus: Take care!
Come back soon!

[Puppyguard]

After completely draining the tavern's alcohol stores, the giant slug knocks over the tavern keeper before breaking the door down and sliding out slowly from the tavern.

[Rethi-Eli]

OOC: This is a rather chaotic tavern.

I like it.

[crazyabe]

A Dwarven miner wielding a chunk of salt forces the Slug back in.


((Of note DD, a giant trapped you under a barrel & A Kobold stole your sunshine.))

[Puppyguard]

The slug recoils from the salt and proceeds to barf half-digested alcohol all over the miner, before charging at 2mph through the window.

[crazyabe]

"COMEBACK HERE DAMMET"
The miner yells, walking up and embedding his pick in the slug's left eye.