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Author Topic: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)  (Read 11132 times)

crazyabe

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #90 on: January 26, 2017, 04:27:59 pm »
Urist "useless Doomed" the Fang of Steel, god of Death enters the tavern, De-gods the bobcat and turns it to dust before Saying...
"Anyone seen my pet giant slug?"
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #91 on: January 26, 2017, 04:30:50 pm »
Bye! Mr Meowser poofs.
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #92 on: January 26, 2017, 04:34:02 pm »
Sulus: What has happened here?

...

Mr. Death God, would you like something to drink?
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #93 on: January 26, 2017, 04:37:41 pm »
"Sure, have you got any barrels of Elf tears? 201 is my favorite vintage of them."
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #94 on: January 26, 2017, 04:39:16 pm »
Sulus: Hmm...
Huh. I do have one barrel.
Why is 201 your favorite vintage?
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crazyabe

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #95 on: January 26, 2017, 04:42:37 pm »
"Something about Dwarfs moveing onto and clearing an elven Sacred grove, Produced some of the best salted tears this side of the world"
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #96 on: January 26, 2017, 04:45:57 pm »
Lor Wallcrested returns.

dood srsly come on what was that for u noob ur mean
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #97 on: January 26, 2017, 04:58:18 pm »
Unnamed elven adventurer: "Surely you put something in my drink barkeep. I'm leaving."

*tosses a kolbold leather purse behind the bar*

"Keep the change."

*unnamed elven adventurer has left!*
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #98 on: January 26, 2017, 05:04:45 pm »
Quote from: DolosusDoleus on January 26, 2017, 04:58:18 pm
Unnamed elven adventurer: "Surely you put something in my drink barkeep. I'm leaving."

*tosses a kolbold leather purse behind the bar*

"Keep the change."

*unnamed elven adventurer has left!*

Sulus:
I put nothing in your drink.
Farewell!
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #99 on: January 30, 2017, 07:55:10 pm »
A man wearing a strange mask enters, followed by two skeletons carrying mops.

Got any Longland Beer? Skellies here love it.
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Asin

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #100 on: January 30, 2017, 08:07:44 pm »
Sulus: Oy! How many mugs?
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #101 on: January 30, 2017, 08:13:18 pm »
I'd reckon that two is enough.
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #102 on: January 30, 2017, 08:17:49 pm »
Sulus: Here.
*Slides two mugs, filled to the brim with longland beer*

So... Skeletons?
You a necromancer?
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #103 on: January 30, 2017, 08:23:00 pm »
Sure am! The dead are nice company, once you get over the whole fact that they're skeletons, and rather efficient too.

One of the skeletons takes a swig of beer and mops up the pool that pours out of their head.
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #104 on: January 30, 2017, 08:27:29 pm »
Sulus: So...
How do your skeletons communicate with you?
Hand gestures?
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