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Author Topic: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)  (Read 11307 times)

Rethi-Eli

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #135 on: February 13, 2017, 08:30:22 pm »
"I went to the ruins of Enigdur today. Visited the grave of my long lost love. Killed a few hostile undead.

How's business?"
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Asin

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #136 on: February 13, 2017, 08:33:40 pm »
Sulus: Fine as ever.
Where in the ruins did you go, exactly?
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #137 on: February 13, 2017, 08:56:41 pm »
The conversation is interrupted by a giant mole bursting through the floor.
It sniffs for a few seconds before biting sulus's arm that's holding the longland beer.
The Giant Mole bites sulus in the left(right?) arm, denting the bone!
The Giant Mole releases its grip on sulus's right arm.
It quickly nabs the beer barrel and drinks the whole thing.
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Asin

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #138 on: February 13, 2017, 09:01:56 pm »
Sulus: Agh!
My arm!
And my booze!
Dammit!
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #139 on: February 13, 2017, 09:11:48 pm »
"The outskirts. A graveyard outside the city walls.

Two coppers, rig-"

Ethurir gronas when the mole bursts in.

"Back to the caverns with you!"

He draws a slab from his cloak, and twelve skeletons pour into the room, and start viciously beating the mole.

The giant mole has been killed.
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Asin

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #140 on: February 13, 2017, 09:13:31 pm »
Sulus: Thanks for that.
*rubs his arm*
Damn thing...
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #141 on: February 13, 2017, 09:18:22 pm »
"Not a problem.

I think I got something for your arm."

Ethurir puts a small container on the counter.

"Healing salve, works like a charm."
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #142 on: February 13, 2017, 09:24:13 pm »
Sulus: So, do I just rub the stuff on my arm or?
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #143 on: February 13, 2017, 09:30:26 pm »
"Yeah. Simple as that.

Say, you need protection or something? I've only been here twice and both times you've been attacked.

Seems like you have a tough crowd."
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #144 on: February 13, 2017, 09:31:47 pm »
Sulus: *rubs the salve on his arm*
Mainly animals and angry drunks who can't swing a hammer for ale.
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #145 on: February 13, 2017, 09:35:49 pm »
"Fair enough.

You have any kids?"
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #146 on: February 13, 2017, 09:37:43 pm »
Sulus: No.
None at all.
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #147 on: February 13, 2017, 09:51:05 pm »
Ethurir sighs, and remains silent for a minute.

Then he starts crying.

"I-I'm sorry. I s-should go."

He staggers out of the tavern, his cloak billowing around him. His skeletons clumsily exit, one by one, followed by screams from outside.
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #148 on: February 13, 2017, 09:53:30 pm »
Sulus: Ethurir?
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #149 on: February 13, 2017, 10:04:45 pm »
A peasant dwarf walks in through the door and stops in his tracks.
"What... Um, nice carpet you got there, looks a bit... raw though.
Anyway, You got any dwarven ale?
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