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Author Topic: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)  (Read 10155 times)

Asin

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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #90 on: December 18, 2016, 01:46:48 pm »

(How did this shop RP turn into such chaos?)

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((I have no idea. Lol you should probabaly rename it to 'Stulu's Odds And Ends (EVERYTHING'S GONE TO HELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)'))
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #92 on: December 18, 2016, 02:24:47 pm »

(Back to the chaos.)

(Stulu rushes to the roc's head and turns it by whipping it enough times to make it turn towards the unfinished titan.)

Take this, you crazed mechanic!
« Last Edit: December 18, 2016, 02:31:19 pm by Asin »
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You whip it around so that it turns towards the titan, however instead of stopping turning, it continues to turn in circles, getting faster and fasrer, leaving you hanging for dear life on the piece of metal jutting out of it's head. The battle between Automation (5) and Man (5) continues, mostly still in a draw. Titan 15% complete.
« Last Edit: December 18, 2016, 02:37:50 pm by TankKit »
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #94 on: December 18, 2016, 02:33:47 pm »

Whoa!
TURN TOWARDS THE DAMN TITAN, NIMROD BIRD!
(Stulu trys to look for Ongong and sees him running for safety.)

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You try to make it run towards the titan, but to no avail, it just keeps getting faster and faster and faster, until everything is just a blur. Meanwhile, Automation(4) VS Hearthling King (2) Is going bad for hearthling kind. The crossbows are killed by the crossbow turrets, and the leader gets a nasty gash on his arm. Titan 20% complete.
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #96 on: December 18, 2016, 02:42:28 pm »

(Stulu finds his dagger and stabs the roc hard in the head!)

Stop, you stupid bird!

(Stulu stabs the roc 8 more times in the head!)

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*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* You stab it through the head over and over and over again, until it's head suddenly goes slack. However, the rest of the body still keeps moving, the control center must be somewhere other than the head... It keeps going faster and faster, and you hear a creaking noise from the head as it bends the opposite direction to the one it is turning. Meanwhile, Automation (1) VS Hearthling (6) Goes EXTREMELY well for the non machines! Nearly everything is dead, the only things left are the crossbow turrets, the Roc, the Lion,  the unfinished titan, and Mech-Man. Who starts working double time! Titan 30% done
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #98 on: December 18, 2016, 03:10:02 pm »

(Stulu slowly climbs down to the upper body and stabs it 11 times!)

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You do so, and eventually the lower body goes slack, but it keeps turning, and by now everything is so fast now you can barely see anything and your having severe problems holding on. Also, control centers for each part of the body? Seriously? Meanwhile Machine (6) VS (1) Human suddenly swings to the machine's side, all of the hearthspeople are killed except the leader and 3 swordsmen. Titan 40% done.
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #100 on: December 18, 2016, 03:33:04 pm »

Stulu heads to the left wing and stabs it 12 times, then goes to the right wing and stabs it 10 times!)

Hearthperson Leader: Argh! It's no use! You, young one! Get reinforcements! (A minute passes and 20 more men come in to fight the automations.)

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Stulu's Odds And Ends (EVERYTHING'S GONE TO HELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
« Reply #101 on: December 18, 2016, 03:48:47 pm »

*Stab Stab Stab* off goes the right win, *Stab Stab Stab* off goes the left wing, but it's still moving around using it's legs. You feel like you can only do one more thing before you won't be able to do anything but cling on.

Meanwhile, Automation (4) VS Man (2) goes better for the automations than it does the hearthlings, a few people get killed and the leader takes a clubbing blow to the head, knocking him out. Titan 50% done, now the bottom half can move on it's own if it needs to
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #102 on: December 18, 2016, 04:03:32 pm »

(Stulu rushes and stabs at the legs about 15 times!)

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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #103 on: December 18, 2016, 04:13:01 pm »

*Stab, Stab, Stab* Suddenly, the rock stops turning, causing you to fall over. You try to get up, but your EXTREMELY dizzy. Meanwhile, Mech-Man stops working on the titan project, and seems to start working on some sort of spell. Mystery Spell 33% Meanwhile Meanwhile, Machine (6) VS Man (3) goes bad for man. They manage to take down quite a few people, soon only 4 people are left, not including the unconcious leader who starts to wake up.
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #104 on: December 18, 2016, 04:17:10 pm »

Ugh... Damn bird spinning me around!
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