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Author Topic: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)  (Read 10158 times)

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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #75 on: December 18, 2016, 11:53:11 am »

*Pe-KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH* you manage to dislodge a peice of it's beak temporarily, however while it recovers even more of the roof starts to fall, cutting you off from Ongong, and trapping you in the middle of the place. I think you know how to get out. You have a whip. And a potential surface to grip with the whip. Also 65% progress.
« Last Edit: December 18, 2016, 11:58:11 am by TankKit »
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #76 on: December 18, 2016, 12:02:52 pm »

(Stulu manages to whip a section of the roof and it "latches"! He climbs to the remaining parts of the roof.)
« Last Edit: December 18, 2016, 12:05:29 pm by Asin »
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #77 on: December 18, 2016, 12:07:11 pm »

(I was more thinking the Roc, but ok.) The Roc goes *Peck Peck Peck* and the roof goess *Fall Fall Fall* Ongong and the other guy do manage to escape though. The lion keeps harvesting hearts. Giant is 80% All it needs now is a head.
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #78 on: December 18, 2016, 12:09:48 pm »

(Stulu whips the roc in the head!)
You bastard bird!
(Stulu whips the roc in the head harder!)

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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #79 on: December 18, 2016, 12:17:44 pm »

*KAAAAAAAAAH, KAAAAAAAAAAAAAH* the silver whip does very minimal damage, and by whiping it on the left side you realise you make it move to the right, and by wipping it to the right side you can move it to the left. Probabaly a feature Mecho-Man intended himself to use, but it still works. 95% done on the giant, and the lion comes over and plops all the hearts it collected on the ground next to the giant.
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #80 on: December 18, 2016, 12:25:16 pm »

(Stulu whips the roc 5 times on the left of the head, then pulls out his side weapon he has on him at all times, a dagger of steel. Quite rare.)

Take this!

(Stulu slashes the roc in the left wing!)

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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #81 on: December 18, 2016, 12:34:39 pm »

"Whatever your price is!" He jumps around excitedly.
"I'll take 40 for it"
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #82 on: December 18, 2016, 12:40:56 pm »

Uh, currently fighting a big bird now. Can you wait?
(Stulu stabs the bird in the head!)

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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #83 on: December 18, 2016, 12:42:34 pm »

"HERE YOU GO!" He dumps the money into S34N1C's hand hand "NOW I HAVE A TITAN HEART TO PLAY WITH! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Giant finished, before he begins work on the titan he starts making human automations. Nothing attacks S34N1C because he's mostly robotic. Hearts left: 25 Hearts used:15. Meanwhile, instead of trying to use the Roc against the other automamtons, Stulu decides to shred it to pieces, because who needs logic? The roc isn't quite dead yet, but it's now half blind. And the giant proceeds to stomp the surrounding area to Slush.
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #84 on: December 18, 2016, 12:52:59 pm »

Come on, you overgrown eagle!
(Stulu slashes the roc in the head 7 times!)
Ehh? What's this?
(Stulu picks up a mysterious stone with inscriptions on it.
*Note: The world is in a time equal to the myth and magic arc.)

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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #85 on: December 18, 2016, 12:57:41 pm »

You pick it up and end up holding it in front of the Roc's eyes. Upon sight of it, the Roc immediatly goes beserk, leaving you clinging on to the head using your whip to hold on to the large chunk of metal you managed to dislodge when slashing it. Meanwhile all the human automations are finished, but most quickly get crushed by the rampaging metal Roc. A few of them, however, manage to get a hold on it, slowly climbing up to where you are.
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #86 on: December 18, 2016, 01:04:18 pm »

Gahh! Where's my dagger?! Aha! There it is! (He grabs it and throws it into the one good eye of the mechanical roc.)

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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #87 on: December 18, 2016, 01:10:32 pm »

*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* Having both it's eyes destroyed it can't see, which means it pretty much runs around even more wildly, almost crushing you as it smashes through the remaining buildings. The giant starts destroying the town. (I assume it is a town?) Hang on, it's been suspicously long since any gaurds appeared... Titan is 5% Lion stands gaurd by the incomplete Titan.
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #88 on: December 18, 2016, 01:22:15 pm »

Ongong, get me my whip. And grab the armor too. (He rushes in)
Huh? Hearthpeople to the east? (He says this as 21 hearthpeople come out. They are lead by an elephant man wielding a silver war hammer.)
(There are hearthpeople/guards.)
(Stulu grabs the roc with the whip as he picks it up. He climbs onto its wing.) AHHHH!

Hearthperson leader (the elephant guy): Crossbowmen! Aim at the roc! I will beat the lion! You five! Take care of the giant! The rest of you head towards the Titan and smash it before it is complete! (6 crossbowmen begin firing at the roc.) (Elephant guy attacks the lion)
(Five men attack the giant.)
(The 10 remaining men rush toward the titan.)

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« Reply #89 on: December 18, 2016, 01:40:42 pm »

Stulu goes onto the wing of the Roc, as the human automations charge the men rushing towards the titan! (6) VS (2) The automations manage to stop the hearthpeople from getting to the titan, killing 3 of them in the progress. The crossbowmen shoot the roc, (1) VS (6-2=4(-2 because of being completely blind.)) and the Roc charges in the general direction of the crossbowmen, crushing 2. While that happens the five men attack the giant who swings at them, (2) VS (1) They do some damage to the titan, but none of them die. The Leader charges at the lion, (5) VS (5) who charges back at him, resulting in an epic clash! The Auto Crossbows shoot the soldiers fighting with the automations, (2) accidentally shooting one of the automations in the back of the head causing him to colide with one of the others.

((Lol this is like we're both GMing now xD.)
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