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Author Topic: Stulu's Odds and Ends (DF Goblin Black Market Shop)  (Read 10147 times)

S34N1C

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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2016, 03:38:21 pm »
"No, dwarf wont work. Sure you don't have a human one? As for what happened, lets just say that I should have known she was too pretty to go for a guy like me."
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Quote from: RAM on April 01, 2017, 05:09:12 pm
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2016, 03:41:15 pm »
Here's a human one. (shows it to you) Still 5 copper. Was it that one elf girl I've heard of?
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2016, 03:51:32 pm »
*gives you the money* "Probably. She was quite the looker. Also, could you suggest a surgeon for me?"
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Quote from: RAM on April 01, 2017, 05:09:12 pm
As always, life is brief and transient, your posting history lasts forever, so always prioritise forum games.

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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2016, 03:52:56 pm »
There's one guy in the fort in the middle of town. Better get there fast.
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2016, 03:54:05 pm »
"OOH OOH, I COULD GIVE YOU ENHANCED METAL PARTS, COME 'ERE, I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THIS FOR AGES!" Suddenly, a shit ton of scary looking stuff comes out of his pack by way of metal back arms. He grabs you, and tries to force S34N1C down to the ground!
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2016, 03:56:19 pm »
What the hell?! Those metal arms dwarven make?
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2016, 04:09:30 pm »
"Partially, yes, but believe it or not I actually made the designs!"
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2016, 04:11:37 pm »
*is too weak from blood loss to resist*
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Quote from: RAM on April 01, 2017, 05:09:12 pm
As always, life is brief and transient, your posting history lasts forever, so always prioritise forum games.

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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2016, 04:17:26 pm »
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" He works for a few minutes, and when your done you can't feel anything. You realize you are now a Cyborg. CONGRATULATIONS!
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2016, 04:18:51 pm »
What the hell did you do to him?!
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2016, 04:19:38 pm »
tests out new Cyborg body, and finds it to his liking. "Did you actually install the kidney?"
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Quote from: RAM on April 01, 2017, 05:09:12 pm
As always, life is brief and transient, your posting history lasts forever, so always prioritise forum games.

█████ Glory to United Forenia!

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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2016, 04:20:50 pm »
What... are you?
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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #27 on: December 16, 2016, 04:22:22 pm »
"I improved him! He now has hydraulics for all for limbs, a rapid fire crossbow on his right arm, a rapid fire shoe shooter on his right shoulder, internal organs made of steel, and all sorts of other cool stuff! And on a more minor note, I fixed his wounds."

"And yes, I did give you mechanical steel kingdoms. Your entire body functions completely normally, they're just now mechanical! And your feeling should come back in 3,2,1!" As soon as he sais 1 all the feeling comes back into your body.
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2016, 04:23:46 pm »
"In that case, can I sell this kidney back to you? Don't actually need it anymore."
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Quote from: RAM on April 01, 2017, 05:09:12 pm
As always, life is brief and transient, your posting history lasts forever, so always prioritise forum games.

█████ Glory to United Forenia!

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Re: Stulu's Odds and Ends (Goblin Black Market Shop)
« Reply #29 on: December 16, 2016, 04:29:49 pm »
Uh... Sure? (gives back the 5 copper) Hang on.. (brings a bowl of some kind of stew) Sorry. Got a little hungry.
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