Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Poll

What race would you like to be? (Put your profession below in the "comments"!)

Dwarf
- 18 (30.5%)
Human
- 12 (20.3%)
Goblin
- 3 (5.1%)
Elf
- 11 (18.6%)
Animal Person (specify in comments)
- 12 (20.3%)
Kobold (Cutebold or Standard DF?)
- 3 (5.1%)

Total Members Voted: 59


Pages: 1 2 [3]

Author Topic: Yet another poll... (Didn't know where to put it.)  (Read 3517 times)

Asin

  • Bay Watcher
  • A short and sturdy creature fond of modding.
    • View Profile
Re: Yet another poll... (Didn't know where to put it.)
« Reply #30 on: May 27, 2017, 08:42:59 am »

Oh my Armok! IMPOSTER!

Melting Sky

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Yet another poll... (Didn't know where to put it.)
« Reply #31 on: May 31, 2017, 07:31:12 am »

Being green or gray. Would make you easy target for discrimination.

This. I mean look at the messed up crap our species has done just because some of us have slightly darker skin pigmentation than the others. Murder, slavery, oppression etc. Now imagine what they would do to another sapient life form that wasn't even human and which was by our standards ugly and foul on top of that. There would be lessons in how to torture your goblin slave properly taught in kindergarten. Dwarves and Elves are the only ones that are human looking enough that they might not be completely wiped out by the all consuming evil that is human bigotry and self-centeredness.
« Last Edit: May 31, 2017, 07:35:06 am by Melting Sky »
Logged

Rethi-Eli

  • Bay Watcher
  • I came for the LNP, I stayed for the RTDs.
    • View Profile
Re: Yet another poll... (Didn't know where to put it.)
« Reply #32 on: June 04, 2017, 05:54:13 pm »

To be fair, every other race, especially the goblins, is equally likely to go on a genocidal rampage depending on whether they're the dominant force in the area.
Logged
In the end, the winner is the one with the most snake venom.

snow dwarf

  • Bay Watcher
  • Is always cold
    • View Profile
Re: Yet another poll... (Didn't know where to put it.)
« Reply #33 on: June 05, 2017, 04:20:25 am »

To be fair, every other race, especially the goblins, is equally likely to go on a genocidal rampage depending on whether they're the dominant force in the area.
Especially goblins, cause they are immortal and multiply better than my math teacher could.
Logged
Here at Bay12 we excel at Theoretical Biology. Need to know the value of Merbone? Check. Need to know the density of a thrown Fluffy Wambler? Check. Need to know how a walking Mushroom can theoretically talk? Check.

Asin

  • Bay Watcher
  • A short and sturdy creature fond of modding.
    • View Profile
Re: Yet another poll... (Didn't know where to put it.)
« Reply #34 on: June 05, 2017, 08:10:27 am »

So can elves. Except they use wooden armor and weapons, so not as effective...

Arthropleura

  • Bay Watcher
  • Elven Historian
    • View Profile
Re: Yet another poll... (Didn't know where to put it.)
« Reply #35 on: June 05, 2017, 11:41:33 am »

So can elves. Except they use wooden armor and weapons, so not as effective...

Assuming they don't ride to battle astride unicorns and other !!FUN!! creatures.
Logged
We are currently three turns in, and the main hall is coated in blood, intestines and random corpses. There's a huge pile of 3000 items made of human body parts in a corner and remaining members of the staff of the museum are, as I type this, being slowly choked to death by one of our adventurers.

pikachu17

  • Bay Watcher
  • PADORU PADORU
    • View Profile
Re: Yet another poll... (Didn't know where to put it.)
« Reply #36 on: June 07, 2017, 01:57:58 pm »

Dragon man. You didn't specify that I have to be an un-modded DF creature. Or possibly an ant man, as they have six arms and can fly.
Logged
Sigtext!
dwarf 4tress from scratch
The Pikachu revolution!
Thank you NatureGirl19999 for the avatar switcher at http://signavatar.com

A warforged bard named Gender appears and says"Hello. I am a social construct."
Pages: 1 2 [3]