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ShadowDragon8685

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Whats's the meanest thing you've done in DF?
« on: June 12, 2008, 02:19:00 am »
Title says it all. I'll just let the picture speak for me:


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Re: Whats's the meanest thing you've done in DF?
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2008, 02:38:00 am »
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Originally posted by ShadowDragon8685:
<STRONG>Title says it all. I'll just let the picture speak for me:


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Re: Whats's the meanest thing you've done in DF?
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2008, 02:56:00 am »
We haven't et 'em. Yet. Prob'ly not gonna, either. I want bones for the bonehorde, not meat for the butcher.
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Re: Whats's the meanest thing you've done in DF?
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2008, 03:51:00 am »
I think the meanest thing I've done is to butcher 100 or so puppies/calves/kittens/foals to boost my FPS above 6...

I need more imagination.

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Re: Whats's the meanest thing you've done in DF?
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2008, 04:36:00 am »
Thats a tough one, I've done a lot of stuff to my dwarves just to be cruel... I'll say that it was when I made them build a huge retractable bridge 14+ Z-levels above the ground, then made them all go in and pull a lever. The lever was on the inside so everyone would die.
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Re: Whats's the meanest thing you've done in DF?
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2008, 04:56:00 am »
A miasma fortress, goal is having miasma everywhere at all times. Don't really know what i tried to achieve with the experiment though.
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Re: Whats's the meanest thing you've done in DF?
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2008, 05:03:00 am »
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Originally posted by Joseph Miles:
<STRONG>Thats a tough one, I've done a lot of stuff to my dwarves just to be cruel... I'll say that it was when I made them build a huge retractable bridge 14+ Z-levels above the ground, then made them all go in and pull a lever. The lever was on the inside so everyone would die.</STRONG>


Damn, that's cold. I'd have at least used a drawbridge to Atomsmash them. Instant, painless, fearless death.

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Re: Whats's the meanest thing you've done in DF?
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2008, 05:05:00 am »
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<STRONG>


Damn, that's cold. I'd have at least used a drawbridge to Atomsmash them. Instant, painless, fearless death.</STRONG>

I also tested it out with kittens, but I don't think that was as mean as the 60-70 dwarves who were just standing around or building it.

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Quote from: Diablous on March 06, 2010, 08:55:26 pm
Yes they are a bunch of drunken unstable retards, but they're MY drunken unstable retards, and I will take care of them.
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Re: Whats's the meanest thing you've done in DF?
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2008, 05:08:00 am »
What about killing off all parents? A fortress with nothing but babies and kids, thats got to be lolworthy. (oh shit, here comes the babysnatcher, hope my home alone defenses work)
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Re: Whats's the meanest thing you've done in DF?
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2008, 06:02:00 am »
-Killing off all parents may cause the babies to tantrum...better lock them in a big far off room instead.

The worst thing I done was dump all corpses (dwarves too) in a pit in the dininghall.

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Re: Whats's the meanest thing you've done in DF?
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2008, 06:45:00 am »
Since last week I'm building a community extermination camp for immigrants.
Pretty mean.
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@Joseph Miles: Oh, and it is also featuring a 14 z-drop..

[ June 12, 2008: Message edited by: martinuzz ]

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Re: Whats's the meanest thing you've done in DF?
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2008, 02:45:00 pm »
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<STRONG>Since last week I'm building a community extermination camp for immigrants.
Pretty mean.
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@Joseph Miles: Oh, and it is also featuring a 14 z-drop..

[ June 12, 2008: Message edited by: martinuzz ]</STRONG>

Don't forget to add a room with magma and water, kill 'em with the heat  :D

That still works, right?

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Quote from: Diablous on March 06, 2010, 08:55:26 pm
Yes they are a bunch of drunken unstable retards, but they're MY drunken unstable retards, and I will take care of them.
Quote from: Polymorph on September 03, 2009, 01:05:04 am
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Re: Whats's the meanest thing you've done in DF?
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2008, 03:10:00 pm »
Besides using dwarves as bait for berserkers (read my signature story) and goblin sieges, I went through like 16 dwarves trying to build bridges over a carp and longnose gnar filled river.
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Re: Whats's the meanest thing you've done in DF?
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2008, 04:25:00 pm »
meh.
That's not evil that is just LOGISTICS.
Though evil, logistics are lower on the scale of evil than statistics.
 :p

ps.
@ original post: what is up with the double gears at the wheel?
Is there a hidden drainage pump the level above?

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Re: Whats's the meanest thing you've done in DF?
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2008, 04:26:00 pm »
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<STRONG>

Don't forget to add a room with magma and water, kill 'em with the heat    :D

That still works, right?</STRONG>

No magma. Intentionally figuring out cruel death-devices without magma.

Ahh.. here's a movie of my starving and dehydrated prisoners being fed.. hehe http://www.mkv25.net/dfma/movie-611-feedingtheprisoners

Anybody who likes to join is welcome, either prisoner or guard. Only one guard/immigration wave, though, so there are many more vacancies for convicts.

[ June 12, 2008: Message edited by: martinuzz ]

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