Ehehehehehe... I keep telling you, this isn't that funny.Yes it is! How often do you think I get to work on an exoskeleton? Most of the time it's endo. And what an opportunity it is! I get to work on, drumroll please! He begins tapping two fingers on your backside, simulating said drumroll. You can feel the shaking in the regrowing pieces, and it's itchy, as well.
I have killed so many things in my life, I must have killed for less than this, right? You mutter to yourself, just loud enough to be audible.
SPIDER-BUTT! He simulates a little orchestra with his mouth, before continuing his work on the ruined stinger. You've been blushing the entire time you've been at this, covering up your face as the kid slowly rebuilds your ruined behind. It's not even really your butt, it's a stinger! Well, ovipositor, but still!
Stop doing that, it's annoying.It's hilarious!Sucy gives a sound of disgust. Well, she isn't completely emotionless in times like these, she never cuts back on the disgust whenever she can help it. And she does not appreciate the level of humour being thrown around. To call it bottom-rung would be an understatement, a mouse would get a crick in it's back looking for it. All the way down in the basement, is this tier of humor, behind the cask of whine (bad puns) and right next to the motion potion (silly dances). That's where this accursed facsimile of humor comes from. Laughing about the idea of a butt.
God you want this to be over.
Hehe. You're butt's nearly finished!That's YOUR. If you're going to be a brat about this, at least remember to use proper spelling.I... How could you even tell that! We're speaking out loud!I can hear spelling mistakes. I usually don't really notice them, but hell, you've been annoying me. I get to be annoying about this.That makes no sense.Neither does my entire biology. How far are you on fixing that stinger?Well, the rest is gonna have to come from you, to be honest. There's still some soft bits that need regrowing, is my guess. But hell, carapace is all nice and finished. One fresh bit of spider ass!He gives his handiwork a hearty slap. The instant, oppressive silence that follows shuts him up before he says anything else that's stupid, though. You slowly turn your head, your face is indescribably, which is really easy on the writer, lemme tell ya.
Anyway, the kid raises his hands in surrender, and begins absconding by slowly backing away. Once he made enough distance, he makes a run for it.
That kid's a smartass.Quite. Where will you rest? With the people or here? I could look into some further help if you sleep here.Oh i'll just sleep here. Closer to everything I might suddenly need if my nap is interrupted with yet more fighting. Or some other really bad thing that happens. I don't know any more. Either way, best to be prepared. Are you taking care of Francine?Yes. You've really done it this time. You took out her dominant art, so she won't be able to do much.Right. Just shout or, throw something at me if you need me. With your rest underway, you've got to start making plans for an escape. Or maybe some other plan in the city. At least your food supply should be slightly better off than before.Basic Stats
Level: 13
Health: 75/75
Poison stings: 0/1
Restraint 3/3
Mana: 50/50
Items and equipment
Items:
410 gold coins
Magic Cookbook.
5 rations
Equipment:
Ram Dao
Scimitar
D-VA armor
Skills and spells
Magic:
Summon Tome: You can take out your piece of the Tome of Eternal Darkness from seemingly nowhere. Others cannot see the book unless you want them to, and it's still headache-inducing to do so.
Resurrect vermin: Allows you to resurrect very small creatures such as rats(invests 2 of your max mana) (no mana cost)
Resurrect average beast: Allows you to resurrect creatures such as dogs, cats and other similar-sized creatures.(invests 7 mana) (no mana cost)
Resurrect Humanoid: Allows you to resurrect humanoid creatures. (Invests 10 mana) (Costs 14 mana)
Reshape minion plus!: Allows you to majorly change the appearance of your resurrected minions.
Control Undead: Allows you to attempt to control an undead that doesn't belong to you. (mana cost of 2 per second, unmastered)
Minion Vision: Allows you to see what a minion sees. The minion must have eyes.
Disintegrate undead: Delete a corpse you currently control.
Animate Piece: Allows you to animate just a piece of dead tissue. It requires your constant attention, and cannot act independently. (Drains 0 mana)
Graft: Allows you to use dead tissue as a replacement limb. Requires a lot of mana. (1 per second) (average limb takes around 20 seconds to properly graft)
Gather Soul: Allows you to make a soul visible. You could try putting it in a flame of some sort to keep it around. (9 mana)
Soul battery: Allows you to use a soul-infused flame as a small mana-boost. This snuffs it out, however
Undead flashbang: Allows you to blow up a minion for a flash-bang effect. (9 mana)
Stitch: allows you to close a wound and stop bleeding as fast as you can stitch. Costs zero mana, but requires something to stitch with.
Siphoning Cloud: Breathe out a cloud that drains the life from victims and gives it to you. Adds a LOT to intimidation (4 mana)
Smoke Cloud: Breathe out harmless but thick smoke. (1 mana)
Deathbolt: A bolt that hurts the body's connection with it's soul. Causes minor wounds to appear over the body as it attempts to compensate (1 mana)
Doombolt: A more powerful version of the above (4 Mana)
Pinworks: You can apply spells into a bone spike, relative to the size of the victim. You can also make traps if you use an offensive spell. Allows creation of free zombies.
Skills:
Claws: Your arm has been replaced with a powerful claw. This is BOUND to you, and cannot be removed. Also, Alexia, your insane alter ego, lives in it now. She can decide where her face appears, at least, signified with a green ring.
Pride: You have a mind-controlling leech in your arm. This is so mindblowingly unethical/illegal it would put you in "kill on sight" status with a lot of organisations/people.
Broodmother: Once per day, you can sting something to create spiderlings, which are large, clever spiders that adore you by default. Your instincts cause you to be VERY protective of them. (not possible right now)
Crossbow usage: Novice
Adaptation: You regenerate mana faster than most
Gun usage: Novice
Oral Fixation: Can cast spells spells from the mouth.
Draining: Can drain blood using fangs.
Incredible experience in blocking and swordplay.
Climber
Crafty: Bolas
Cooking skill: Excellent
Corpse Cutting: Quite Decent.
Animal handling: inexperienced.
Necromantic knowledge
Soul Sniffer