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[TheBiggerFish]

"Really now.  It only takes one to get lucky and deliver karma."

[Supernerd]

"Well, as it happens my plan... Is to just sort of call Lunesta and ask her what crimes we committed against her."

With a big stupid grin, Oroka pushes a couple of numbers on her phone and puts it up to her ear...

"Hey Lune!"
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"Oh, you heard that."
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"Inappropriate use of a gods phone number!?"
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"Fuck."
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"You're kidding right?"


Oroka then looks to Paladin Gai Jin, offering her phone and saying: "Someone wants to talk to you."

Though in reality... Oroka wasn't actually talking to a god, and was talking into a trick phone. Should the paladin put the phone to his ear, a puff of sleeping gas will be emitted through the phone's receiver.

[Pancaek]

"Really now.  It only takes one to get lucky and deliver karma."

"karma is just a scam buddhists use to get you to buy their overpriced pink Himalayan salt, dawg."

Flamenco keeps strumming, but otherwise just hangs back.

((Meaning I'm going to sleep, it's already past midnight here.))

[kj1225]

The paladin looks concerned before sighing and sheathing his weapon. He raises his hands in a placative manner as he speaks.
"Alright, I can't in good conciense let you people just wander around and hurt yourselves since you're obviously deluded so why don't I just come with you all?"

[Supernerd]

For a moment, Oroka looks rather surprised at the how her 'plan' went. A moment later, she says in a manner akin to a deluded person: _{"Totally nailed it"}

[Sanure]

Bryn is looking at the Paladin with suspicion, "First you want to arrest us, then you want to join us... Sorry if this sounds rude of me, but who the fuck are you?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"Someone who actually believes in doing good, apparently."

[kj1225]

"I told you when I appeared. You know with the posing and stuff? I tried really hard to make it memorable."
Gai looks back at Bryn like she's stupid.

[Sanure]

"Another word and I'll blast you into the ground. If slaughtering thousands of peaceful villagers is good, then I must be the Unholy Demon of slaughter for all of the paladins I killed." Bryn says this rudely.

"Oh, apologies, I wasn't paying attention due to the petty theatrics and annoying way you said your name. This time, say the name without any of that boring garbage. Just your name, nothing more."

[Chevaleresse]

"...I'm surrounded by insane idiots."

She thumps down where she stood, glaring irritably at nothing in particular. This'd better turn out damn well...

[Amoris Veneneum]

Anima comes from the wagon the skin on her knee bleeding because she fell and walks over to the paladin. "Excuse me sir.." She tugs on his coat giving him puppy eyes.

[Sanure]

Crane, the scarecrow from earlier, hands Chiyoko a hot cup of tea. Where he got it from... is probably best left unanswered.

[kj1225]

The paladin looks down at Anima with a smile.
"Oh, hello there little one, what's the matter?"

[Amoris Veneneum]

"Do you have any bandaids?" She asks shyly looking over the top of the bunny.

[Chevaleresse]

Chiyoko irritably swipes the tea away from the scarecrow - somehow without spilling it - and then sips it surprisingly daintily.