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[kj1225]

Kyle shrugs.
"Not really. I mean, maybe some nutmeg?"

[Kansa]

Lilly spoke up once again,
"So, is it going to be mostly evil violent ghosts or what?"

[Akroma]

Willow raised her hand again

"Where can I buy those donuts, they are amazing."

[somemildmanneredidiot]

"What's the first job?"

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Are you certain that there will be no influence upon the fate of the lost souls we collect because of our employer?"

"Of course I'm certain! I am the one taking the souls to Limbo, aren't I?"

Lilly spoke up once again,
"So, is it going to be mostly evil violent ghosts or what?"

"If you're unlucky? Yes." "What kind of ghosts you hunt depends on what kinds I find." "It would suit me just as fine to give you only cooperative ghosts to hunt."

"What's the first job?"

"I don't have the details yet. But I'm sure it'll be a very simple and easy one, considering how nobody has any experience."

Willow raised her hand again

"Where can I buy those donuts, they are amazing."

The snacks and doughnuts are quite clearly from Tim Hortons, the largest and most popular coffee and doughnut shop in Canada. Given the fact that they have 14 different locations in Niagara Falls alone, they aren't exactly a small or unknown company.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

At the mention of experience, May remains quiet.

[Kansa]

Lilly gave a shrug,
"I guess you're right on that front, can't say I've ever fought a ghost before."

[TheBiggerFish]

"Ah.  I see.  I just wanted to be sure.  Well then.  I suppose it is time to read the fine print?"

[somemildmanneredidiot]

"Is there a neutral third party lawyer available?"

[Sl4cker]

Alphonse adjust his glasses menacingly. "This all seems very convenient... A simple, relatively low-risk job for a very hefty sum, with all possible expenses paid for, all justified because you can't do it yourself; you need humans to do it, and nothing draws in humans like money."

Tell me, Mr. Syzygy, from where does your liege obtain such a large income?"

[somemildmanneredidiot]

"Syd. Not the other name. You don't Name someone unless you're sure they can't use that against you." Theo looks...almost deadly serious about this point.

[Sl4cker]

"Apologies. My thanks."

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Is there a neutral third party lawyer available?"

"Not here. I am more than willing to let a neutral third party look over all of my documents and forms to ensure their legality. That will take time, money and effort on your part, but I am willing to indulge you. If there is anything else I can do to soothe your fears don't hesitate to tell me."

Alphonse adjust his glasses menacingly. "This all seems very convenient... A simple, relatively low-risk job for a very hefty sum, with all possible expenses paid for, all justified because you can't do it yourself; you need humans to do it, and nothing draws in humans like money."

Tell me, Mr. Syzygy, from where does your liege obtain such a large income?"

"It's very simple. My-" "-Boss-" "-Liege-" "-has a profitable business exporting magical goods and valuable commodities. Luxury items that we can sell at high cost and in low volume. We don't want to destabilise your economy and make our investments worthless after all."

"Syd. Not the other name. You don't Name someone unless you're sure they can't use that against you." Theo looks...almost deadly serious about this point.

"Please. Call me Syzygy. Or, if you want to be formal-" "-Argbed-" "-Secretary-" "-Syzygy. It's a pseudonym anyways. Do you think I'm stupid enough to tell you my True Name?" Half of the demon laughs, while the other half looks deathly serious about this point.

"Ah.  I see.  I just wanted to be sure.  Well then.  I suppose it is time to read the fine print?"

Gord nods in understanding, "Yes. If nobody has anymore questions, of course. I have the papers right here. Somewhere."

[Sl4cker]

"Hm. Very well. I will be honest with the fact that I'm wary of this offer, but I will accept."

[somemildmanneredidiot]

"No, but providing a Name that has influence or has some sort of effect would be awfully clever. Now, personally, I don't care what you do with the Souls, but I want to make sure I personally don't get screwed. Which involves a third party contract lawyer. Give me a minute and I'll see if I can ring someone up." Theo then starts going through their phone for a lawyer who owes a favor.