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[S34N1C]

Bill, seeing the old man, comes down on him like a vulture to a corpse.

"Hello sir! Please, have a seat. Is there anything I can get for you, perhaps this pill which will completely erase any and all arthritis!"

[PrivateNomad]

Bill, seeing the old man, comes down on him like a vulture to a corpse.

"Hello sir! Please, have a seat. Is there anything I can get for you, perhaps this pill which will completely erase any and all arthritis!"

The old man turned to him and narrowed his eyes; at least Bill seemed like one of the more normal of the people present. However, Jose had an association with peddlers like him, to which the old man scoffed from, shaking his head. He spoke in an aged Mexican accent, pulling a cigarette from out his pocket and lighting it, placing the tip into his mouth as he huffed and puffed out a cloud of dry smoke.
"I know how you people are - get yer' damned bullshit pills away from me. You're more bullshit than all the bullshit I've handled in my life, and I'm a rancher son."

[kj1225]

"I prefer hedonist personally, but I suppose I am."
Kyle shrugs.

[S34N1C]

"No, you've got me all wrong! I only sell the best if the best when it comes to my products. I promise you you'll be satisfied, or your money back offer expires in 7 days."

[PrivateNomad]

"No, you've got me all wrong! I only sell the best if the best when it comes to my products. I promise you you'll be satisfied, or your money back offer expired in 7 days."

"I ain't interested."

[S34N1C]

"Well, if you insist, I could get you a small discount. We'll have plenty of time to discuss that."

Bill sits at the table and begins eating , continuously gabbering about one product or another.

[Kansa]

Lilly gave a small sigh,
 "Anyway, any requests?"

[somemildmanneredidiot]

Lilly gave a small sigh,
 "Anyway, any requests?"

"Polka-dot."
Theo keeps a straight face as they chow down on their third plate. Almost time to take the one off their head.

[Kansa]

Lilly gave a short bow in her chair,
"Your wish is my command." she closed her eyes for a moment before erupting in giant red spots, she smiled down. "I hope you enjoy it."

[kj1225]

"What form do you like to take most besides your usual one?"

[Kansa]

She shrugged,
"I suppose that would be the one I take when I do more physical stuff. Cut down on the hair and other things, I also enhance my muscles. Makes it much easier to move around."

[kj1225]

"Can I see?"
Kyle gives her a little smile.

[Kansa]

She shrugged,
"Sure." she closed her eyes again, a slightly pained expression on her face. It wasn't long before her body began to change, her hair rapidly retreating, her figure becoming less curved and more sculpted and her muscles bulging. She opened her eyes "Takes much more effort to change that much, though it's worth it."

[kj1225]

Kyle looks her up and down approvingly.
"Indeed. You might even have more muscle to you than Shinobu here."
Kyle waves a hand in the general direction of the Oni.

[somemildmanneredidiot]

Lilly gave a short bow in her chair,
"Your wish is my command." she closed her eyes for a moment before erupting in giant red spots, she smiled down. "I hope you enjoy it."

"I do indeed! Your reward is this plate of cookies." Theo offers the platter off of the top of their head.

"Oi! Completely legitimate businesam and dude who isn't getting laid, hold these for me." Theo pushes a platter onto Bill and Kyle. "I'm off on a date with a duochromatic entity. Toodles!" They then back flip clear of the group while holding the remaining platter, and then bumblebee on over to the black and white halved being.