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Author Topic: [ISG] Evil Absurdity [Checklist]  (Read 2799 times)

IronyOwl

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[ISG] Evil Absurdity [Checklist]
« on: December 05, 2016, 05:03:30 am »

You are a peasant. You were born a peasant and will thus die a peasant.


Probably pretty soon, if typical peasant rates are anything to go by.


Well fuck that. You're gonna go burn the world or something. You have no skills, no possessions, and nothing whatsoever to lose. Also no idea where to start; as a peasant, you have no idea how one becomes or does anything more than Be A Peasant. Other than "you don't, trash, now get back to caring for my livestock," obviously.

But like you said, nothing to lose.
« Last Edit: December 08, 2016, 08:07:44 pm by IronyOwl »
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: [ISG] Evil Absurdity [Uphill]
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2016, 05:11:18 am »
Atleast we have our health.

Oh the bones.

Steal something shiny and run like hell!
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It is absolutely necessary, for the peace and safety of mankind, that some of earth's dark, dead corners and unplumbed depths be left alone; lest sleeping abnormalities wake to resurgent life, and blasphemously surviving nightmares squirm and splash out of their black lairs to newer and wider conquests.

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Re: [ISG] Evil Absurdity [Uphill]
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2016, 05:14:18 am »
> Spout random gibberish in the hopes of stumbling on some words of power
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Re: [ISG] Evil Absurdity [Uphill]
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2016, 05:19:14 am »
Find the sharpest bone, use it as a stabbing implement. Check what's around us.
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Re: [ISG] Evil Absurdity [Uphill]
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2016, 05:57:41 am »
If you can till soil with it, you can whack skulls with it. Especially if it's something you can pick up and carry around without much trouble. Obtaining such farming implement will be good point to start from.
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I told you to test with colors! But nooo, you just had to go clone mega-Satan or whatever.
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Re: [ISG] Evil Absurdity [Uphill]
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2016, 06:38:10 am »
Wear bones. Acquire swag. Make the other peasants scared of our hardcoreness.
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Re: [ISG] Evil Absurdity [Uphill]
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2016, 09:23:18 am »
PTW
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Re: [ISG] Evil Absurdity [Uphill]
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2016, 09:58:42 am »
Set fire to the fields.
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Re: [ISG] Evil Absurdity [Uphill]
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2016, 10:18:36 am »
Wear bones and rebel against whoever the hell the leader is King Asshole the Second
« Last Edit: December 05, 2016, 10:22:36 am by TankKit »
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

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Re: [ISG] Evil Absurdity [Uphill]
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2016, 10:20:54 am »
EDIT: NVM
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

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Re: [ISG] Evil Absurdity [Uphill]
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2016, 10:21:15 am »
Oops I quoted something.
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Quote from: LordPorkins on January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: [ISG] Evil Absurdity [Uphill]
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2016, 03:16:29 am »
Hit whoever is in charge here with a shovel, become in charge.
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Re: [ISG] Evil Absurdity [Uphill]
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2016, 03:45:31 am »
Quote from: birdy51 on December 05, 2016, 06:38:10 am
Wear bones. Acquire swag. Make the other peasants scared of our hardcoreness.
+++1
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Re: [ISG] Evil Absurdity [Uphill]
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2016, 11:16:03 am »
Quote from: AoshimaMichio on December 05, 2016, 05:57:41 am
If you can till soil with it, you can whack skulls with it. Especially if it's something you can pick up and carry around without much trouble. Obtaining such farming implement will be good point to start from.
+1. Farming adventure, ho!
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Re: [ISG] Evil Absurdity [Uphill]
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2016, 11:55:24 am »
Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on December 06, 2016, 11:16:03 am
Quote from: AoshimaMichio on December 05, 2016, 05:57:41 am
If you can till soil with it, you can whack skulls with it. Especially if it's something you can pick up and carry around without much trouble. Obtaining such farming implement will be good point to start from.
+1. Farming adventure, ho!

Goodness, well done. +1
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