If you can till soil with it, you can whack skulls with it. Especially if it's something you can pick up and carry around without much trouble. Obtaining such farming implement will be good point to start from.
+1. Farming adventure, ho!
Goodness, well done. +1
Wear bones and rebel against whoever the hell the leader is King Asshole the Second
Find the sharpest bone, use it as a stabbing implement. Check what's around us.
Wear bones. Acquire swag. Make the other peasants scared of our hardcoreness.
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This is so stupid. You don't even look like a death cultist.
> Spout random gibberish in the hopes of stumbling on some words of power
Set fire to the fields.
Hit whoever is in charge here with a shovel, become in charge.
You babble meaninglessly while looking askance at a nearby field, so of course bursts into flame, utterly ruining somebody's livelihood. Unsure if this village even has a mayor or whatever, you continue babbling while murdering a random nearby peasant, who, being a peasant and thus having no combat stats whatsoever, just sort of bursts with only slightly more effort than the field.
Turning around, you notice several peasants babbling incoherently while holding torches or pitchforks. You assume they've mistaken you for an actual cultist or something, but are unsure if they're attempting to emulate you in order to avoid detection and therefore summary execution, or if they're taking any perceived excuse to do cult stuff.
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