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[OAOGigmaster]

Live now! Going to wrap last stream and this one into one complete text update (not much record-able happened in the last stream).

[OAOGigmaster]

Going live at 8:00 PM UTC! Coming up is our fifth year (I believe) in Tombstakes, our fourth undead siege, and the upwards construction of the quintuple phallus palace fort. Come on down and watch us stand tall against the Necromantic Triad surrounding Tombstakes!

[OAOGigmaster]

Some monentary technical snafus aside, Tombstakes is up and live! Here's to hoping that, in today's stream, we can finally install the safety roofs mandatory to keep our marksdwarves from making air-mail deliveries of themselves : (

[OAOGigmaster]

Stream going live now! With Tombstakes *somehow* managing to live to its fifth year, it's going to get some new rules/challenges as a NIGHTMARE fort...

Rule 1: Must donate 1 million in trade goods to dwarven civ every year. Faliure to meet this balance means that the crown decides we're shorting their tax collectors and burns the fortress to the ground.

Rule 2: A sacrifice must be made everyone season, in full view of the fortress. Sacrifice will involve a spike chamber with fortifications made for viewering, to make sure the emotional trauma is maximized. (Curious if we can actually get a tantrum spiral in time). The sacrifice will be completely random, using an alphabetical list of all adult dwarves in the fortress and a roll of the dice.

[OAOGigmaster]

Been a while since I bumped this, but I feel it's worth it this weekend becuase we're going a DF double header! Today @ 6:00 PM GMT and tomorrow (Monday 5/14) at 8:00 PM GMT we're playing Dwarf Fortress NIGHTMARES! Tombstakes has survived an incredible 5 years, and as we come up to our 6th new rules and restrictions designed for MAXIMUM SUFFERING are inflicted upon our rule. Come on down and have a fun time with the DF community, Twitch goers and, arguably, myself!

[OAOGigmaster]

Live now.... many military dead.... hundreds of goblins...

Candy... must have candy... must spin and smelt forever....

[OAOGigmaster]

Stream continues! Tombstakes survives in fine form... somehow. We've hit but-tons of candy, and now those delicious cottony strands will FLOW! You might have noticed I did stop doing the lore posts, and... honestly, I just don't have the time.  Besides, I almost feel that granting Nightmare mode forts an actual srsface, coherent story is more than they deserve XD.

Apologies for those of you that might have enjoyed the in-character text posts; maybe in a blissful future where I have spare time I'll continue them in another fortress.

[ringringlingling]

jeez man, hype much?

[ringringlingling]

Not sure whether to join the haters or join in the fun.  You should probably talk to toady if you are planning to monetize this stream.

[OAOGigmaster]

Already talked to Toady and asked for community feedback in a general forum. If I ever do become a Twitch partner and put ads on, rest assured I wouldn't bump a thread like this, let alone make one.

[OAOGigmaster]

We're live! I have my coffee flowing into my soul, I'm relatively clean, and I probably won't die of hunger in three hours! LET'S PLAY DF!

[OAOGigmaster]

After being out of state this weekend, we're back and live right now with Tombstakes: Where Legendary Warriors Go To Die!

[OAOGigmaster]

Can't speak much, or my throat will find and kill me. But we can still kill sacrifice our lovely citizens at Tombstakes! Live today for four hours.

[OAOGigmaster]

Live now! We're giving Tombstakes a top-to-bottom clean-up, pick-up and shine-up in preparation for its ten-year anniversary. Also packing the arena with undead, burning and chopping down forests, working on magma supply and more, happening tonight!

[OAOGigmaster]

We're going to drown in candy before our time here is done, me thinks... coming up now, Tombstakes IIVX: The Final Year Pt. 2 Director's Cut Edition (Uncensored)!