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[KiwiOui]

'Theivery is afoot!', reads the front page of your strangely medieval newspaper. You should know, 'cause you're the thief! Not to brag, but you've stolen a broken lamp, two pieces of mismatched chinaware, and even some weird gadget doohickey! Truly a master in crime, to appear in the front pages of the ne- okay, well maybe not you specifically, but who does it matter to? Still good enough to pickpocket twenty silver coins from some rich moron. Your name is Guybrush Threepwood... uh. Huh. It seems the head injury you got from running into that lamppost earlier was more severe than you'd imagined. Even then, you don't need a name to steal your way to the Crown Jewels of the Kingdom! Now, as you sit on a bench in Market Square, you know this is only the start to a glorious adventure! Now then, if only you could recall your name...

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name:...
Profession: beggar Professional Thief
Location: Bench in Market Square
Vitality:5/5
Magic:0/0

INVENTORY-
Silver-20

Weapons:...

Health Items:...

Spells:...

Good Loot: Mysterious Device

Junk Loot: Broken Lamp, Chinaware

Other Stuff:...

Spoiler: Note on Money (click to show/hide)

Should give you some idea on how much is how much.
1 Silver- Tavern Lunch
5 Silver- Night's stay in a decent inn
10 Silver- Cheap clothes
20 Silver- Discount Daggar
50 Silver- Common Potions
100 Silver- Shortsword
150 Silver- Spellbook

[S34N1C]

Corvis Umbranox, A.K.A. The Gray Fox

[Maegil]

Let's do this (and hope it lasts longer than "petty crime", I had a lot of fun with that one).

[KiwiOui]

Yeah, but the ridiculous writing style was a bit difficult to pull off right, and I felt that people kinda lost interest.

[S34N1C]

Well, let's hope this game is easier on you.

[Demonic Spoon]

> Guybrush Threepwood

[NRDL]

Corvis Umbranox, A.K.A. The Gray Fox

+1 to just Gray Fox, after all, we could be anyone 

[KiwiOui]

Hmm. Your first idea is 'Corvus Umbranox', but it sounds just slightly too... ridiculous. 'The Gray Fox', that sounds much better. Still, upon some contemplation, you keep it as a theatrical name, but for casual or business settings, 'Grey Foxwood' sounds nice. Now that you've finished with inner thoughts, it seems The Gray Fox needs something to do. A quick observation notes several interesting prospects. Near you are several market stalls, mainly selling things like food or clothes. Staring down the crowded path between stalls, you see a man wearing moderately more elegant clothes, seemingly following a circus troupe, all dressed in jester outfits, clown suits, and a variety of other colorful costumes. Lastly, a number of monks are slowly walking through the streets along one of the roads leading into the market, the first of which is ringing a bell. Of course, these are only the most immediately noticeable, and there are surely many other roads of opportunity down less traveled paths.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name:Grey Foxwood, 'The Gray Fox'
Profession: beggar Professional Thief
Location: Bench in Market Square
Vitality:5/5
Magic:0/0

INVENTORY-
Silver-20

Weapons:...

Health Items:...

Spells:...

Good Loot: Mysterious Device

Junk Loot: Broken Lamp, Chinaware

Other Stuff:...

[Maegil]

That man in a fancy suit? His purse is ours.
We should look into getting a little purse blade, tools are our friends and our force multiplier. Besides, there was a reason why pickpockets were called cutpurses before pockets became a thing - they'd cut the purse's strings to relieve their owners of the dangly things.

[NRDL]

That man in a fancy suit? His purse is ours.
We should look into getting a little purse blade, tools are our friends and our force multiplier. Besides, there was a reason why pickpockets were called cutpurses before pockets became a thing - they'd cut the purse's strings to relieve their owners of the dangly things.

+1 to getting equipment